Bent but not twisted

Bender

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Greetings everyone. By way of introduction I will just do a little stream of consciousness. I am middle aged...Reasonably tall..drive a truck...am a bit chubby...LOVE PLUS SIZE WOMEN...have two guitars...and TWO BALLS (Whew) that hang really low (Ouch)...I love to eat tacos and PUSSY...not necessarily in that order...I love a NATURAL PUSSY...I'm middle aged so I am old fashioned that way...I smoke cigars...the bigger the ring size the better...l used to masturbate as a kid and see how far I could shoot...I was sometimes a silly kid...I like to drive fast through the hills...but I like to drive my tongue slow around boobs...my favorite soft drink is 7up...which just happens to be how long my COCK is...it is also bent (not TWISTED) upward AT A 40 degrees...I love old B&W movies...Sophia Loren is my favorite movie star to look at...I once had a wet dream about Jacklyn Smith where I woke up withmy head between her thigh...I I love women with great legs...I prefer handjobs to blowjobs...I love to cook, especially chili...I hate washing dished...my wife loves cucumbers, imagine that...Perhaps it is because I have a slender COCK (4.35")...She loves to watch me masturbate...We love to travel when we can....She likes to wear dresses which can be fun when we pass a big rig...the sexiest thing a girl ever said to me was :I like to watch it grow"...I go from 2.5" to 7" perhaps it is fun to watch for some...I think this is enough bable about me...look forward to having a fun and silly time. Thanks