Found These as a TrendingTopic on Twitter. #Cheatingexcuses: It's not cheating since the girl who gave me a BJ was a lesbian. WTF!?! Does she not know lesbian means 'no sucking dick! #CheatingExcuses: Well, what was I supposed to do? You had your period, I couldn't wait 5 days for nookie. #CheatingExcuses: I don't know how those nude pics of Kristie C. got on my cell phone. #Cheatingexcuses: well you wouldn't do it! I'm tryna save US! #Cheatingexcuses her turkey was tighter than urs baby...I enjoyed stuffing it!!! #Cheatingexcuses in the great words of Plies," YOU DAMN RIGHT I CHEATED, COULDN"T GET IT FROM YOU WHEN NEEDED IT!!!!" #Cheatingexcuses: , weLL , he's better in bed than you, & i just didnt have the heart to teLL you, you dont know what ur doing. #Cheatingexcuses:, you were going to cheat on me sooner or later, i did it first.