Best Cheating Excuses

[sxjTheFirst]

1. I was blackmailed into it
2. I work for the Secret Service and had to do it for the country.
3. I called you to ask you to join in but your mobile was switched off.
4. Because. I. could.

 

[naughty]

LMAO! I am totally loving this thread. Even though it is about a subject that is anything but funny. PA and D,you two need to take your show on the road! LOL!

 

[naughty]

uke: OMG! Dude you know I'm single & diabetic! :redface: You can't be saying overly sweet stuff like that around me. :tongue:

LOL! I am going to remember this one...

 

[naughty]

Oh here is a classic:

"A man has needs..." :biggrin1:

 

[chicagosam]

"A man has needs..." :biggrin1:[/QUOTE]

Can you get a prescription for that? I'm diabetic, too.