Best Come-On Line

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  1. exwhyzee

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    What's the best come-on line you have ever heard? What is the best one you have ever used? Do people still use them?
     
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    The best one I've heard in a long time is quoted here:




    HAHAHAHAHA
     
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    I wouldnt say it was the best but it is vulgar and unforgettable....

    "Can I brush your teeth with my cock?"
     
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    I have quite a few:

    1. Oh my gawd you're so beautiful!

    2. I want you to read that to me as we make love for the first time!

    3. Do you want to fuck me? LOL - i know! so direct, but it works!

    And no, I've never used one that i'm aware of - i'm dreadful at those sorts of things!!
     
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    "Let me stick it in you!" A friend came up with that.

    I don't really use pick-up lines. I think it's rather pathetic myself.
     
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    Is it just the light in here or are you that ugly in the sunlight too?
     
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    seriously though:

    "Hey ladies.....are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my dreams all night."
     
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    You should come to my place after the rave...
    me- I don't do straight boys sorry
    well then bring your friend
    me-nah.
     
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    The best one used on me (effectively) was when I was a freshman in college. A woman in the junior class whom I had a crush on came over to me, said "Hi." I nervously said "hi" back to her. She looked at me for a second, then said, "Let's go."

    It worked.
     
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    "hey babe!!! how 'bout a moustache ride?!!!!!"
     
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    One I overheard recently was a young guy walking up to a girl in a bar and saying "I've got a couple of condoms. Wanna come home with me?"

    This doesn't really count, because it was with my girlfriend and the sex was a given. "Hey, baby, wanna go back to my place and play political analyst?"

    "Political analyst? How do you play that?"

    "I'm not sure of all the rules yet, but I am pretty certain you are gonna take a poll."
     
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    I had a guy ask me once "You wanna see it?"

    It did not work.
     
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    One I came up with and will probably never use.

    Miss, you dropped something.

    Oh, what?

    My jaw.
     
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    How did you keep from laughing at him?
     
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    The conversation went like this:

    Him: You wanna see it?
    Me: Excuse me?
    Him: You wanna see it?
    Me: Um, no.
    Him: Oh, I was just kidding.
    Me: Ya, look, I gotta run.
    Him: Ok.
    Me: Bye.

    Just about as disasterous as one could imagine.
     
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    "my, that is a really nice skirt, but it will look better crumpled up on my floor tomorrow morning"

    "is it hot in here or is it just you?"

    "do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants"

    "you know, i have x-ray vision and i can tell what kind of panties you have on." "oh really? go ahead" "you arent wearing any" "you are wrong, i am wearing panties." "damn, x-ray vision must be a couple hours fast again"

    "excuse me miss, i seem to have misplaced my phone number, can i have yours?"
     
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    I think my best come on line wasnt a come on line at all. Having a sense of humor goes a long way..
     
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    That sounds so incredibly awkward...! I wonder why he though it would work?

    I don't generally use come-on lines, but I do invite people I enjoy to my place to listen to music fairly often, and that often leads to other things. My favorite, though, is the classic:

    Pickup-liner: "Whoa, did that hurt?"
    Victim: "Um, what?"
    Pickup-liner: "When you fell from heaven?"

    A kind of unfortunate kid I knew in middle school tried that on one of the most gorgeous girls in school. She just kind of stood there for a second, totally deer in the headlights, swayed back and forth a second like she was gonna lose her breakfast, and then turned and walked away. Probably my favorite memory from middle school, hahaha.
     
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    you guys are wack. pickup lines work wonders. you have to say it to girls sooooo corny and soooooo predictable that they know its a pickup line just so you can make them laugh. one that isnt that predictable that i use in college at parties and stuff (that has given me some good results) is:

    me: "excuse me, have you been shot at tonight?"
    hot babe: "uhhhh shot at?"
    me: "yeah, have you been shot at tonight?"
    hot babe: "uhhhh no.........."
    me: "bang bang bang" *while holding fingers in a gun*
     
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    overheard on the 4th of July "Wanna yank my doodle? It's a dandy"
     
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