Best Come-On Line

[deleted3782]

What's the best come-on line you have ever heard? What is the best one you have ever used? Do people still use them?

 

[dudepiston]

The best one I've heard in a long time is quoted here:

What's the best come-on line you have ever heard? What is the best one you have ever used? Do people still use them?

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[B_Sativa]

I wouldnt say it was the best but it is vulgar and unforgettable....

"Can I brush your teeth with my cock?"

 

[B_Austin Blue]

I have quite a few:

1. Oh my gawd you're so beautiful!

2. I want you to read that to me as we make love for the first time!

3. Do you want to fuck me? LOL - i know! so direct, but it works!

And no, I've never used one that i'm aware of - i'm dreadful at those sorts of things!!

 

[Symphonic]

"Let me stick it in you!" A friend came up with that.

I don't really use pick-up lines. I think it's rather pathetic myself.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Is it just the light in here or are you that ugly in the sunlight too?

 

[dudepiston]

seriously though:

"Hey ladies.....are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my dreams all night."

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You should come to my place after the rave...
me- I don't do straight boys sorry
well then bring your friend
me-nah.

 

[thorprep]

The best one used on me (effectively) was when I was a freshman in college. A woman in the junior class whom I had a crush on came over to me, said "Hi." I nervously said "hi" back to her. She looked at me for a second, then said, "Let's go."

It worked.

 

[B_Sativa]

"hey babe!!! how 'bout a moustache ride?!!!!!"

 

[rope9839]

One I overheard recently was a young guy walking up to a girl in a bar and saying "I've got a couple of condoms. Wanna come home with me?"

This doesn't really count, because it was with my girlfriend and the sex was a given. "Hey, baby, wanna go back to my place and play political analyst?"

"Political analyst? How do you play that?"

"I'm not sure of all the rules yet, but I am pretty certain you are gonna take a poll."

 

[deleted3782]

I had a guy ask me once "You wanna see it?"

It did not work.

 

[cripple cock]

One I came up with and will probably never use.

Miss, you dropped something.

Oh, what?

My jaw.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I had a guy ask me once "You wanna see it?"

It did not work.

How did you keep from laughing at him?

 

[deleted3782]

How did you keep from laughing at him?

The conversation went like this:

Him: You wanna see it?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: You wanna see it?
Me: Um, no.
Him: Oh, I was just kidding.
Me: Ya, look, I gotta run.
Him: Ok.
Me: Bye.

Just about as disasterous as one could imagine.

 

[bigjpgh]

"my, that is a really nice skirt, but it will look better crumpled up on my floor tomorrow morning"

"is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants"

"you know, i have x-ray vision and i can tell what kind of panties you have on." "oh really? go ahead" "you arent wearing any" "you are wrong, i am wearing panties." "damn, x-ray vision must be a couple hours fast again"

"excuse me miss, i seem to have misplaced my phone number, can i have yours?"

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I think my best come on line wasnt a come on line at all. Having a sense of humor goes a long way..

 

[numberseven]

The conversation went like this:

Him: You wanna see it?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: You wanna see it?
Me: Um, no.
Him: Oh, I was just kidding.
Me: Ya, look, I gotta run.
Him: Ok.
Me: Bye.

Just about as disasterous as one could imagine.

That sounds so incredibly awkward...! I wonder why he though it would work?

I don't generally use come-on lines, but I do invite people I enjoy to my place to listen to music fairly often, and that often leads to other things. My favorite, though, is the classic:

Pickup-liner: "Whoa, did that hurt?"
Victim: "Um, what?"
Pickup-liner: "When you fell from heaven?"

A kind of unfortunate kid I knew in middle school tried that on one of the most gorgeous girls in school. She just kind of stood there for a second, totally deer in the headlights, swayed back and forth a second like she was gonna lose her breakfast, and then turned and walked away. Probably my favorite memory from middle school, hahaha.

 

[hungmike88]

you guys are wack. pickup lines work wonders. you have to say it to girls sooooo corny and soooooo predictable that they know its a pickup line just so you can make them laugh. one that isnt that predictable that i use in college at parties and stuff (that has given me some good results) is:

me: "excuse me, have you been shot at tonight?"
hot babe: "uhhhh shot at?"
me: "yeah, have you been shot at tonight?"
hot babe: "uhhhh no.........."
me: "bang bang bang" *while holding fingers in a gun*

 

[RedScrotum]

overheard on the 4th of July "Wanna yank my doodle? It's a dandy"