Best Come-On Line

[Jonathan2/11]

I've never used this one but I think its funny, "Do u have a library card cuz I wanna check u out"

 

[chip59]

I was dancing with a buddy at a loud bar and a guy I had been looking at walked up to the edge of the dance floor and made a circle with one hand and stuck the a finger from his other hand into the hole ( no words needed there ) and tilted his heat towards the door.
Not sure if that qualifies as a pickup line or not.

 

[dickman45885]

Years ago a buddy of mine with a glass eye would walk up to an attractive chick, look her in the eye with his good eye, the other staring off into gosh knows what, and say something like, "Gosh, it would be fun to get naked and rub bodies with you." I saw him get slapped once, and many times walk away with hotties. He told me sympathy sex was better then no sex.

 

[pasarefun]

I have a friend who has a large cock and show nicely in his pants.. His line (which I have heard in person stated to a shaply woman) is "I have a big cock, want it in you?"

 

[hockeyguy741]

-do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again
-apart from being sexy what else do you do for a living
-oh that it's not a beer belly it's the fuel tank for the love machine
-screw me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before
-wanna fuck

 

[RamIt]

I usually stick to "hi, whats your name?" or "hi, wanna do a shot?" Easy icebreakers and most women will at least say hi back and chat for a bit, and everyone loves shots. Downside is, I end up doing some fruity girly shot.

I once said hi to a group of girls, and the ugliest one said, "You need to have a better pick up line than that to talk to me."

So I said, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck yourself?" and walked away.

When I was younger, and hit on younger women, being a dick worked wonders. I used to approach sexy women that were a little shorter and chat them up a bit, and follow with:

"You are really beautiful, but its too bad you are kinda short. I usually go for taller girls."

Sometimes it worked like clockwork, and sometimes I was just a dick. I think for some it kicked that competitive "Im too hot for this guy" female attitude into high gear.

 

[dspann]

How about this one: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

 

[Tunnen]

Just some silly ones, but hey, you never know they could work if she has a really bad sense of humour.

- Hey baby. Looks like you lost your virginity, but can I play with the box it came in?

- I'll be your Buger King if you'll be my Dairy Queen. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

 

[Kassokilleri2ff]

Lol funny. Do people actually just randomly walk up to girls and say wierd things? I can't imagine it ever working lol.

 

[LuvMensCocks]

You make me harder than japanese arithmatic.
Wish I could be your underwear
Your mouth is perfect except for one thing, My cock in it.
You wanna cum all night long, I can make it happen.
Your pleasure is my wish, My wish is your pleasure.
I had the perfect dream and you were on your knees in front of me.

Just a few:smile:

 

[xxuxu]

The best one used on me (effectively) was when I was a freshman in college. A woman in the junior class whom I had a crush on came over to me, said "Hi." I nervously said "hi" back to her. She looked at me for a second, then said, "Let's go."

It worked.

That's awesome! Wish that would have happened to me.

 

[Tunnen]

Quagmire comes to mind...

So you ladies ever been penetrated?
Does this look like a Q to you? How about now?
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be a parking ticket, because you have "Fine" written all over you..
I don't mean to come between you..... or do I?

 

[TooWet]

Best pick-up line I ever used (I work at a gas station). The conversation went like this, and I still do this occasionally when it's a hot guy (or chick):

"I need three grape Swisher Sweets, please." (cigarellos)

"And what are you going to do with them?"

"What everybody else does with them..."

"And you couldn't wait until I get off work?"

"When's that?"

"Forty-five minutes..."

It always gets me a phone number, and sometimes a little more, if I'm in the mood.

 

[TooWet]

Figure I should tell you, for those of you who wouldn't know and usually use papers or bowls. A lotta people smoke their pot out of rellos. ... Yeah, I know most of you know but some don't.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

The conversation went like this:

Him: You wanna see it?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: You wanna see it?
Me: Um, no.
Him: Oh, I was just kidding.
Me: Ya, look, I gotta run.
Him: Ok.
Me: Bye.

Just about as disasterous as one could imagine.

I have been known to say, "If I see anything sticking out, I'm going to yell SNAKE! and kill it."

 

[srkog]

"if you want the foot-long with the most meat, don't go to subway or quizno's, just come back to my place."

i just came up with that one off the top of my head. i'm sure there are ways of wording it better, although i'm not sure if it will ever work.

 

[Kassokilleri2ff]

Ok, heres one. Kinda. I met some girls the other day. They asked me my name. I'm used to people calling me by my nickname, So I said that, then was like..."i mean *real name*"

My nickname sounds like cute, so they thought when they asked, that I said "cute" and one girl was like, "did you say cute? ok I'll call you cute, cuz you got a cute face" lol!

After that I was thinking, "huh maybe every time a meet a new girl if she asks me my name I will say cute and see what happens" lolz.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

mine was something like this...

me: "ugh, it's so hot today."
him: "yeah it is."
me: "look at me. don't i look hot?" *insert naughty expression* :naughty:
him: "oh yeah, you look so hot, stacy." *winks back at me* :wink:

it was so dumb. i don't know how i got it to work but we sure did have a raunchy make out session afterwards! :tongue:

 

[bigman420]

Try walking up to a girl with a really tight shirt on and say, "That shirt is quite becoming on you, but, of course, if I was on you I'd be cumming too."

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

Try walking up to a girl with a really tight shirt on and say, "That shirt is quite becoming on you, but, of course, if I was on you I'd be cumming too."

haha i heard that one in high school all the time. so funny but so lame.