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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Altairion, Mar 21, 2005.

  1. Altairion

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    Has anyone ever tried to tell someone a story that was really cool in your mind, but while you're telling it you realize that the person that is hearing just doesn't care or will never see it as being as funny as you did? Well, what do you do then.....let it slide or attempt to save some of your dignity with a random ending to see if they're still paying attention?

    Here are a couple ones that I'm a fan of:

    And then I found five dollars... (This was a big one that everyone did back in high school)
    And then I lost my pants...
    And then I found fifty dollars... (This one's for the stories that really sucked)
    And then her dad walked in....
    And then we drove to Mexico...

    I just remembered these off the top of my head. Anyone have any others to share?
     
  2. madame_zora

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    And remember, don't throw wild buffalo out into the street. (good for everything)

    If you've read this dissertation thus far, I'll buy you a beer. (This one I actually used on a college term paper)


    Those were my best ones.
     
  3. Pecker

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    *listener's eyes glaze over and begin to nervously scan the crowd*..."so I set fire to the building which happened to have a thermonuclear device hidden in the basement which was next door to the Federal Reserve bank which had just loaded up with gold bullion which they took from under the bottom bunk when they raided your bedroom..."

    I've found that you can usually go on and on until you use the word "you" or "yours".
     
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    "...and then I swear I saw Bigfoot out of the corner of my eye!"
     
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    I usually... just....trail off.... to ....nothingness...

    Hey, is anyone listening to me?


    SG
     
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    ...........and then I came all over his/her/their face.....................
     
  7. Imported

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    carolinacurious: ..... and then we all got naked.
     
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