Best excuse to whip your cock out

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  1. HowBigIsHuge

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    Situations, tattoos, reputation, etc.
     
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    I'd say the best excuse is when a good looking girl asks me whip it out. im not really the pull my dick out at every chance type of guy. even when my friends are trying to encourage me to be that guy.
     
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    The only time I ever whiped it out was after prom at my friends house in the Hamptons. I went streaking, and one of the girls asked if she could see what she missed so i just pulled it out. Yes, alcohol was involved.
     
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    I whipped out my cock and beat it to the song "Youll never walk alone" during the Jerry Lewis muscular dystrophy telethon. I edged a bit and finally at orgasm I donated $40.
     
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    I was once in a sex shop and two guys were talking about their dick piercings. Well, the guy behind the counter just whipped his out and slapped it on the counter for all to see. The other dude admired it then whipped his out onto the glass counter. They were both big fatties, one was uncut, very pink. I'm personally not into pierced dicks, but this was pretty hot to see. I especially liked that they were both so casual about it. By the way, at this same shop, I once asked to try on a bathing suit and got a great blowjob in the changing room by the employee....another blog.
     
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    No excuse needed.
     
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    this normally happens in colleges/universities:

    someone is sleeping/passed out because they are drunk, and a group of guys or one guy pulls his dick out, and puts it right next to the sleeping guy's face, whilst the whole act is being photographed :tongue:
     
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    I used to do it when people were looking away, so that when they looked back, they got an eyeful of cock or ass.
     
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    i was pretty notorious in high school for whipping it out on football trips on the bus.. looking back, obviously it was just for attention. We'd all just wear athletic shorts and i would just be sitting in my seat with it snaked out the side of my leg and then a bud would come back to talk to me and sit in my seat and start cracking up that my cock head was popping out of my shorts... no one ever touched it, but i got a reputation pretty quick.. the bottle rocket.. haha..
     
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    I did the commando thing a lot in shorts while in HS and college. I knew what I was doing....so it was always interesting to see who would sit across from me and where they were looking.
     
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    To show off my PA
     
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    amen to that
     
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    I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my upper thigh, any ideas?
     
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    "Stop looking at my cock." tattoo'd on your upper thigh would be good.

    I whap my own out with a monotonous regularity. To the point where the urbandictionary.com entry for the name I normally go under mentions the fact.

    Usually it's a 'you have to see ****'s cock!' moment from a friend or girl.
     
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    Hmmmm. . . I tend to whip it out only when I have to pee. Or get a blowjob. Or fuck someone. Or pee.
     
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    A ruler. :)
     
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    Not a bad idea
     
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    The best reason to whip it out is to show me.
    :biggrin1:

    My circle of friends really like to play stripping games:
    strip poker, strip twister, strip uno....

    I'm a bit too reserved for some of those games,
    but I've brought it out when the hot tub is opened up.
     
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    Whenever he or she gives me a sultry look and does a 360 degree lick of their lips.
     
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    Sounds interesting! Want to give us some examples? I like that kind of story.

    Can be a bit of an exhibitionist myself, but only usually have the nerve to whip it out in a "gay environment"... :wink:

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