Best. Facial. Ever.

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Now that was ...I'm still laughing! never in a million years would I have thought a sling shot could back fire! Mine is going into the shop first thing in the morning! LMFAO!!!
 

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"You have to finish"
lol

See that's the part that REALLY fucks me up. "WHADDYA MEAN I HAVE TO FINISH!! I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING FACE!!! BITCH, YOU FINISH!!!"

Actually, I'm surprised she wasn't more seriously hurt. And I swear had it been me, after the feeling had come back to my face I would have put my foot up my teammates ass for saying bullshit like, "They don't call it 'THE AMAZING RACE' for nothing." And what's killing is that sentence rolled off her tongue so easily. "BITCH, DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING FACE!!!"

Another ROFLMAO quote from the comments section (in low Mortal Combat Baritone Narrator Voice):

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!