Oh I just have to try and decipher this...
My best friend (got it)
known for his huge dick (got it)
saw my wife completely naked, (got it)
as she was coming out of bathroom, (got it)
he was sitting with me (got it)
in the dark part of the living room (got it)
watching TV, (got it)
not knowing that he was there (got it - I guess you mean "she didn't know that he was there.)
she wiggles her lovely hips (got it)
so beautiful, (they were "so beautiful")
and dancing (got it)
playing with her boobs, (got it)
and masturbating (got it)
with her so beautiful and depilated puffy pussy, (got it. It is a bit overly descriptive. This isn't the write place for a stroke story. This is supposed to be about your relationship.)
Now before continuing. Wow your wife is talented. She must have 4 hips and 5 or 6 arms/hands, in order to be able to dancing, wiggle her hips, play with her tits, AND masturbate all at the same time. The amount of dexterity needed to all of that as she's coming out of the bathroom is amazing. She should consider one of those "<Country>'s Got Talent" reality shows. Most people barely walk and chew gum at the same time. Here she is wiggling her hips and dancing, walking through a doorway from the bathroom, holding her tits and using at least one hand on her vagina.
so teasingly (got it)
with irresistible temptation (got it - redundant, but okay)
for both of us, (did he say something to tell you this? how did you know he was irresistibly tempted?)
this she did for a long time, (a relative term. a long time for me is an hour or two.)
so unaware that we look at her (now wait a moment. First, how is she unaware that you are home, when you are watching television with background noise? Second, why would anyone stand in the middle of the hall or in the doorway, for an hour masturbating, dancing, playing with her tits and wiggling her hips in a teasing manner for an hour or two? Third, you have to be joking that anyone would be teasing like that AND be unaware of others.)
together, (go back to the above question. How did you know about him watching, if you were irresistibly engrossed in watching her?)
as long as she did not noticed, (um... ok?)
and so totally surprised (who was surprised? by what? if she was unaware of you for an hour or so, then why was she surprised?)
quickly went into the bedroom. (where MOST people would have gone to masturbate themselves. I mean standing in the hallway playing with yourself for a "long time" when you've got a bedroom or living room is unbelievable.)
One day we have both together (Who is the we? You and your wife? You and your hung friend?)
very skillfully (if you do say so yourself)
fooled and tricked her, (Oh, so your friend and you tricked your wife. What does this have to do with her playing with her tits and wiggling in the hallway?)
and then good screwed up, (my brain is starting to hurt. Screwed up in a good way, how? Made a mistake and it benefited her? You? Him? Was it from the trick you played on her? Or from the deception?)
my so innocent and faithful wife (So you are thinking your wife is innocent and faithful. Ok. How innocent is she when she recently played with her tits and pussy in the hallway for an hour in a teasing way, playing stupid that no one was present? Really.)
. and fucked-so-well her busted addicted pussy (wait! So your wife, fucked her own hairless, puffy, pussy. She's innocent, but addicted to having her pussy broken/busted. That makes ZERO sense.)
from my so innocent harmless and treacherously betrayed wife, (Ow! I think you're trying to say she changed here. From an innocent and harmless person into a treacherous person. But how can someone be a treacherously betrayed person? That just doesn't make sense. If you betrayed her, then you are treacherous. If she betrayed you, then she wasn't treacherously betrayed. I have no idea of what you are trying to communicate.)
in so dishonest way. (It's bad enough that I don't understand where you were going, but now it makes even less sense. Who betrayed whom? Who was being a liar? Who lied to whom? What does this have to do with her being fooled and tricked in a good way that is messed up?)
but she again proved herself (huh? She's a liar, either a betrayer or betrayed, addicted to having her pussy broken AND proved herself? What did she prove?)
over both of us (still confused. over both of WHO? What did she prove over you? I'm not even sure what proving something over someone means.)
and very well, (got it. A meaningless phrase. Which is good, since I'm totally lost.)
with discovering her wonderful lovemaking skills, (how is she making love (or even finding her own skills), when she is betrayed, or betraying, dishonest, treacherous and being fooled?)
and so great ability, again and again... (um... whatever. without understanding the rest of the paragraph, the ability being mentioned doesn't have meaning.)
Pausing for a moment to try and comprehend your story. You fooled her, and made a mistake, which changed her from innocent to treacherous. She betrayed you and proved she was a liar over and over again. But somehow found her love-making skills which you find was a good thing.
I do not know whether all this is good or not. (No duh!)
but I am now proud of my wife (If you are proud of her, how is it not a good thing?)
because she proved that she is not only challenging women, but she is a very good lover. (I am not sure where that originates, but ... um... ok?)
I like to enjoy this more than ever before anything else. (The being dishonest? The betrayal? The treachery? The fooling her? The change from innocence to something else? What exactly are you enjoying?)
Why is all this so? (Well, LSD is one explanation.)
I'm interested in whether anyone else had this or similar experience and how he feels? (I am sure NOONE has had this similar situation. Since I don't think anyone can understand what the situation is)
What's good here and what is not? (Good... um... nada. Not... The language, grammar, and the ability to communicate effectively)
and why it is so?. (I think I'll go back to my earlier answer... LSD)
