Best Jerking Lubricant?

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Why not Irish Spring?

I know many buddies who have made the mistake of using a bar of Irish Spring in the shower to jerk off. Never mind the fact that it burns like crazy if it goes in your piss slit, but it will basically destroy your penis if you use it for any length of time for masturbation. For me, the skin between my glans and foreskin had little tiny cuts that looked like length wise paper cuts. It burned while jerking off and bled after. Not good. Not sure why i used it so many times back when i was younger but i didnt have anything else. Other buds have said the same thing happens. Two uncut buddies said it caused their foreskin to swell up after using it and then the skin cracked at the tip.

Have any of you guys had a similar experience?

To anyone who hasnt used it... you have been warned! :tongue:
 

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My albolene came in the mail today, and I had a great 45 minute edging/jerk off session with it. I like the feel since it's different than water based lube, and I could have gone longer, but I had other things to do. When I came from watching a hot porn video, it was an intense orgasm!

It's a great addition for me, and I will be having a lot more fun with it ;P

Haha! Now I must try it! I'll buy some now!
 

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Haha! Now I must try it! I'll buy some now!

It's true man, and this is coming from a big precummer! I was even precumming more than usual with the albolene and it felt good. A day later and my dick and balls are nice and shiny too :biggrin1:.

I heard it's also good if you want to work up an extra sweat while working out...so win-win. Let us know if you like it after you try it!
 

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tried coconut oil last night. I liked it a lot. Was able to "complete the process" fairly quickly and with only one hand!
On a side note; I was feeling extra horny last night, so I did it in a chair on the front porch. I'm waiting till the sun comes up to see if there are any "results" still on the concrete floor.
 

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Albolene is awesome. It basically liquifies on body contact and really doesn't gunk up. It is pretty cheap too- sold as some sort of a makeup remover but I can't see how that could possibly work. A big tub is only $10 or so at any major drugstore.
 

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I pre-cum a fair amount, so that is my lube of choice. If I need any additional lube, I'll usually add some spit to the mix. Never ever use a soap of any kind. Burns and stings if you get it in your piss hole. Used it in my early jerkin days, since it was the most readily thing available in the shower.
 

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When I was a teen I used to use Lubriderm hand lotion...mainly because my born again Southern Baptist mom wouldn't ask any questions about it if she saw it in my nightstand.

Now I usually use Astroglide.