"You are much better than the banana!" - uttered by one of my partners after a 3-some. We peeled a banana, put one end in one partner's pussy, slid the other end into the other partner. (We only got about an inch or so in because even the firm pre-ripe bananas get mushy quickly.) I can still remember the site of their cunts connected together by the banana. Then I pulled the banana out of both them, ate it, licked their cunts cleaned, and fucked them both.