So the other day I was wandering the shelves of my local drugstore, and happened to notice Albolene and decided to pick up a jar. Throwing it in the basket, I unexpectedly got a raging hardon--maybe it was secret anticipation, and the fact that I happened to be commando in loose fitting jeans. I couldn't wait to get home and whip out my swollen cock and give this stuff a try. As much as I like Gun Oil, for deep stroking Albolene rocks! It's stiff at first, but melts to a shiny consistency that looks and feels great, and lasts forever. Totally got me off. And afterwards my cock was smooth as a baby's butt. I'm a convert.
And yeah, I can't imagine women using this stuff to remove makeup.