Best Name Since Mike Hunt

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Oct 25, 2008.

  1. jakeatolla

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    I feel for this guy.....
     

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    OMG. that is too funny.
     
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    That is funny. I think a name change is order here.
     
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    :biggrin1: that was too funny
     
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    I wonder if that name can be for real.
     
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    I don't care if it's real, that's just effing brilliant.
     
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    I just Googled it and got 19,400 hits -- the first few pages were about this gag. Apparently KTVU has now taken down the link so now it can be only be seen on YouTube (and similar sites). Someone has also done a statewide search and there is no one by that name in the entire State of California. Most of the people are giving him kudos for keeping a straight face.

    I also ran across this comment, which I thought was also funny --

    >> Ah, that brings back school days where, when we had a substitute & an attendance sheet was passed around, someone would write "Dick Hertz" in the hope that the sub would, when calling the roll, say "Who's Dick Hertz" when they got no response.<<
     
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    And then there's Jack Mehoff ... who pops up everywhere, including on this site.

    I used to phone bars, back when I was in uni, and ask the bartender to page 'Jack Mehoff.'

    Sometimes they'd pronounce 'Mehoff' a couple of times, not used to the name.

    And then they'd go to the blower and shout out, "Jack me off! Jack me off!!!"

    Priceless.
     
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    Yeah, that guy definitely scammed the TV station! That's fucking brilliant!!!

    Yes, Dick Hertz is an oldy but goody...I remember doing that one a few times to substitute teachers and when they have no one answer after calling, "Who's Dik Hertz" and then having some guys finally jump up grabbing his crotch saying, "Mine does, mine does!!!!". It's priceless!

    I heard a funny name on the new incarnation of "The Gong Show" on Comedy Central used by a big, chubby drag Queen - it was simple but made me giggle..."Mona Lott". Haha
     
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    One of my associates is called Carly swallows, we smirk everytime a call comes through for her.
     
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    I used to work for a company that e-mails were part of your name:
    So Theresa Watt (not the real name)
    it went to twatt@*******.com
     
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    Don't forget about Heywood Jablome
     
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    Connie Jones used to work in our department, and her PID was 'cojones'. I miss that.
     
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    lol poor guy.
     
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    Well, better than "My name is Jack Meoff."
     
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    Jackie Dickin was a girl at school.
     
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    LMAO, Oh that poor man.
     
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    These are real names. Ima Hogg and Chanda Lear
     
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