Best names for a brothel- what would you call yours?

[1069369]

Ok let’s heart it - what are some of the very best names you’ve seen or heard of brothels and whorehouses? And what would you call yours?

Some that come to mind immediately I’ve known are:

1. Cum and go
2. From Dusk till Dawn

I think I’d call mine “flavours of the Orient”

 

[GS_PL]

Come and get it. I hear that one in Nevada has a pretty decent lunch menu - of actual cuisine.

Another good name could be The Honey Hive. Although "honey" is rather dated for affection.

 

[bristlebutt]

"Tongue in Cheek" is what I'd call mine.

 

[longstroke7]

Kitty City . I'd have working girls of every ethnicity and body type, and 2 for 1 specials.

There would be showers as well, since I'd want my girls only servicing men who are clean.

And my girls would have healthcare and routine testing for safety of everyone involved.

Of course, anyone who is a patron would be held to specific rules. Treat the girls right or you're gonna get tossed on your ass

 

[Sagittarius84]

I'm gonna go a different route here, mainly because I believe heavily in the legalization of sex work, and think elements of innuendo and debauchery in the name are considered societally witty and acceptable for all patrons but straight men, at which point it and they are demonized as degenerates...so for the purpose of ubiquity and normalization, I'd go for a nationwide, accredited franchise known simply as "Intimacy Relief Center" ...make it look like a DMV with no windows..lol

 

[palakaorion]

Ugly Fucklings. For budget minded clients who don't mind homely escorts.

 

[lapdog2001]

Ok let’s heart it - what are some of the very best names you’ve seen or heard of brothels and whorehouses? And what would you call yours?

Some that come to mind immediately I’ve known are:

1. Cum and go
2. From Dusk till Dawn

I think I’d call mine “flavours of the Orient”

The only actual names I can remember are the famous Nevada brothels like the Bunny Ranch, Chicken Ranch, and Mustang Ranch. In the fantasy land of my imagination, mine would be called LapDog's Heaven, as it would be a harem of beautiful women for me, and me alone, to chose from!

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Pay 'N' Spray (as in ejaculation) *

*Yeah, I know. I totally ripped that off from Grand Theft Auto .

 

[Leedsguy69]

Fuck n go

 

[1069369]

I think with the budged minded whorehouses, you better have a bulletproof selling proposition:

El CHEAPOs - “satisfaction 100% guaranteed or your cum cheerfully refunded.”

 

[likitisplit]

joe's pool hall...liquor in front, poker
in rear

 

[eroticka]

"Happenis"

 

[notthatguy]

Loads of fun.

 

[Rustyridge]

Hump and Dump.

 

[Aphradight]

Booty hoes

 

[notthatguy]

Cum Again!

 

[Leedsguy69]

Cum n go

 

[Leedsguy69]

The cock inn

 

[Leedsguy69]

The glory hole