Best non-sexual reaction to your penis

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  1. aquaman875

    aquaman875 New Member

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    I thought of this based on something that happened yesterday.

    I was at a football game with a bunch of friends. A couple of the guys had snuck in flasks w/alcohol. I was sitting next to my friend's girlfriend, who pointed to my penis, which had created a nice bulge on my inner thigh and said, "what did you bring in?" She didn't believe me as I repeatedly told her I didn't sneak anything in. Finally, she grabbed it and gave a squeeze. She became very embarrassed and said, "oh...sorry."
     
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    hahaha...thats classic and hot that she grabbed it...you know what she was thinking after she did...lol...she prob did it on purpose
     
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    Security guard: "Sir, please empty EVERYTHING from your pockets."
     
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    lmao! I wish that'd happen to me lol
     
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    I've been 'looked at' and asked what I'm packing as I close on a bunch of CCW guys, like when I go to pick up a repaired auto.
     
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    I was walking in gym shorts into the wind so there was a very clear visible outline. I walked past a group of people and as I was walking past I could hear them talking about it with shocked reactions.
     
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    The best was, "Don't break my sister!"
     
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    "Congratulations"

    Said a guy in the urinal next to me at a club... Really made me feel fucking weird
     
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    Something like that happened to me. I was at the urinal by the bathroom door at the club once. One guy came in talking to his friend, looked over at me and made a mid-sentence comment. He was talking about a girl he met or something and it went something like this.

    "So I was trying to talk to her, but her friends - Woah, THAT guy's got a huge dick...(silence) - Anyway, her friends kept butting in so I couldn't get her number."

    Really weird. And on my way out he gave me a look like he wanted to give me a high five or something.
     
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    Hugging an old friend, she looked down and said "Is that your phone or are you pleased to see me?"

    She went red after I said "Neither."

    That was a fun night. :wink:
     
  12. hugeschlongeddude

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    I had a girlfriend's brother make comments, too, but not quite the same thing. I guess that he had seen my outline in some gym shorts that I was wearing, and started, for some time, to call me "Big Dan Balls." My cock, not my balls, made up most of the bulge, but that's what he decided to call me. He and her older brother both went on for a while after that about how big my package was and that it was "no wonder" that she decided to go with me. Flattering under another set of circumstances? Maybe, but considering that this was my gf's brother, it was pretty awkward.

    A similar reaction to my size came from my house mates during my freshman year of college. They joked about how big my package was and how it was tough to contain it in a pair of jeans.

    Neither of these instances were sexual at all, and they made for some awkward moments, but looking back on them, they're a nice boost to my ego.
     
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    'non-sexual'........is there really such a thing when talking about a cock? lol

    here's one of my faves:

    August, I'm walking the dog in shorts and t-shirt (freeballing in baggy soccer shorts), a couple walking up the block approaching me, as we get closer the woman reaches down and does the 'cute dog' thing, a bit of small talk, the guy looks at me and says "sure got a lot of action going on down there", woman says "yes, he really has to run to keep up" (I have a small dog), I say, "but the exercise is good for him", guy says, "no I mean your junk swinging around in those shorts buddy, could see it flopping a block away."
     
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    About 12 years ago I used to live in north London and was walking home from work going in the opposite direction of a traffic jam, i noticed a woman in a car notice my package, she just stared and stared, she actually ploughed into the back of another car!!!!!
     
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