I thought of this based on something that happened yesterday.
I was at a football game with a bunch of friends. A couple of the guys had snuck in flasks w/alcohol. I was sitting next to my friend's girlfriend, who pointed to my penis, which had created a nice bulge on my inner thigh and said, "what did you bring in?" She didn't believe me as I repeatedly told her I didn't sneak anything in. Finally, she grabbed it and gave a squeeze. She became very embarrassed and said, "oh...sorry."
I was at a football game with a bunch of friends. A couple of the guys had snuck in flasks w/alcohol. I was sitting next to my friend's girlfriend, who pointed to my penis, which had created a nice bulge on my inner thigh and said, "what did you bring in?" She didn't believe me as I repeatedly told her I didn't sneak anything in. Finally, she grabbed it and gave a squeeze. She became very embarrassed and said, "oh...sorry."