This shit is priceless than a motherfucker. The actual list Here are some of my favorites Ass cleaning tips My bra, I'd like it back I will give you a kidney for two Obama tickets to tonight's speech Seeking adult drunk clown for 30th birthday party Why Spongebob Squarepants is the perfect girl for me Cursed coffee mug - $6 (Does it come with good luck insurance?:rolleyes) You can has cheezeburger Autographed copy of the bible, $1,000,000,000 Rave: My life since getting out of prison To the minotaur that lives above me Your pets will not be flagged for removal by Jesus during the Rapture My soul for original recipe 20 piece bucket. If you wanna have some fun, match the LPSG member to the ad. I'll admit, the "soul for the bucket of chicken" sounds like something I would have done in a drunken stupor.