Best one thus far

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by Imported, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    tabot: I need to share this with you guys!! lol:

    I Will Survive

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches , Lord I almost died,
    But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long,
    That I grew strong,
    And I knew that I could take you on. . .

    But there you are,
    Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
    I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
    Just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

    Go on now go,
    Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
    Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
    Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.

    (Chorus)

    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My s*x life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good s*x with a handful of latex,
    I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
    But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

    Go on now go,
    Just make a dash,
    Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone
    run nude hash,
    I should have asked for confirmation,
    Should have asked for referees,
    Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

    Go on now go,
    Just hit the track,
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
    Cos I'll always throw them back,
    The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
    Is to stick it with a tooth pick
    Dip it in tomato sauce.

    (Chorus)

    Go on now go,
    Get out of my sight,
    I'm going back to my appliance,
    Cos I know it's length is right,
    And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
    You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

    Go on now Go!
     
  2. lellelind

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Very Witty Tabot!

    Could you imagine Gloria Gaynor singing that?

    Naughty
     
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    HAHA :D

    What a riot. Reminds me of Alien Singing "I Will Survive" -- it's a QuickTime movie and has nothing to do with cock but it does make me wonder what your version would look like if it were animated!
     
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    LOL Actually, MPEG can be on any player. It just happens QT doesn't spam you like RealPlayer and doesn't come with Borg implants like Micro$haft's.
     
  6. lapdog2001

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    That Alien version is soooo funny! I love his/her/it's smilie face t-shirt. :lol:

    LapDog2001:p
    p.s. Watch it to the very end.
     
  7. Imported

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    Jake2876: :lol: Now THAT'S funny. I'll be laughing for days. Thanks man.
     
  8. Imported

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    SunnyBunny: :lol:
    HA HA HA HA HA!
    That's the funniest thing I've ever read to this date.
    Well... second funniest but still side-splitting hi-larious!
     
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