Best pants for a strip club?

TheRob

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I'm not sure why you'd want to show off your goods with all your drunk buddies around? If you think you're going to be picking up or impressing any of these strippers think again. 1. They've got more dick coming at them than they can shake a stick at. 2. Most of them aren't into guys but women. 3. A good portion of them hate men. 4. In their eyes you are simply an ATM with a penis.

Now throw on some jeans, get drunk with your pals, and watch your wallet.

1 3 and 4 are fairly true but 2 is not
most of them are into women and men but very few lezbians wind up strippers (at least locally for me)
 

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Me personally, avoid light colored khakis, any light colored slacks, you'll look ridiculous with a huge precum spot after... ;0)
 

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I think the point of finding something good to wear at a strip club is something that will allow a lap dance to be easily felt through. Jeans and other thick fabrics won't give much sensation through. Dress slacks, in particularly loose ones, will probably work great. Wearing briefs probably isn't a good idea either. You want you goods to move around when she works you. If everything is all strapped up tight, there will be less sensation, so try boxers. If you don't precum much, you could go commando.