Best part of being a man?

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this thread bummed me out.. cuz is all great thing about being a man = not being a woman + female bashing. so i asked my go to dude, the boy, what he likes about being a man.

he said... *paraphrasing*

being the big bad protector. he likes being someone the folks he loves can depend on.. the great wall of Boy between those he loves and those who would do them harm.

he likes feeling useful. from opening pesky jars to being a set of very broad shoulders to cry on to scaring away things that go bump in the night.. zombies, robbers, abduction minded aliens. when he gets kids he'll be the best monster slayer ever.

he loves his man list. fixing things. i swear he'll break something if he doesn't have something to fix.

he likes flexing. for true. he really does. i suspect it's cuz my boy is a beanpole who packed on mass through much work and eating enough to feed a medium sized village of moderately obese people.

he likes being the big spoon.

he likes being all conquering hero. even if the victory celebration is related to dominating a game of Beer Horse.

he like his penis. he likes that i like his penis :biglaugh: he says "love me... be in awe of my peen" *not really, but he knows i am posting this on LPSG*

to the boy being a man is about the content of character and not the sum of his parts.
respect
responsibility
honor
integrity
fairness
determination

and he fully realizes none of the above is gender specific.
*pounces on the boy*
he's my possum for a reason.
 
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this thread bummed me out.. cuz is all great thing about being a man = not being a woman + female bashing.<snip>

Yeah, a lot of this thread bummed me out, too. The best part of being a man shouldn't involve bashing a being a woman.

So yay to the guys who love being men who love being men because they get to pee standing up (wish I could), love being the protectors, the strong ones, being the dads, are glad they don't have to squeeze out a baby (that's ok - it's enough that one sex has to do that!), love to penetrate and be all those things that don't involve hurting anyone else. Even if it breaks a few 'man laws'. :biggrin1:
 

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Send me back in time to any society except for the Iroquois, and I'm automatically a superior human being.

Send me back to the Greeks, and they'll mock the size of my penis.

Send me back to Egypt, and I become one of the men in the Bible. As Ezekiel 23:19-20 says:

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
 

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the fact that I never have to worry about my vagina getting "sick" every month and basically stuffing a tube of gauze inside of it as well as hormonal imbalances and having the duty to push a 8lb bowling ball of a human out of my body. women have it rough.
 

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definitely not being a woman, it seems it would be embarrassing to be a woman, no offense to women.

why would it be embarrassing to be a woman? and how is that supposed to not be offensive. Jackass.
 

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why would it be embarrassing to be a woman? and how is that supposed to not be offensive. Jackass.

you shouldn't be offended by me, for why would you let yourself be offended by someone's opinion. Let me put it like this, if I woke up one day and had a vagina, breasts and all the lady parts it would be really hard for me not to be embarrassed. It would be hard to handle but Im sure I could eventually handle it though and be proud. I study metaphysics so I am very aware its only my perception causing my opinion and your perception causing your opinion. Its all good anyway we are all one in the bigger picture.
 
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you shouldn't be offended by me, for why would you let yourself be offended by someone's opinion. Let me put it like this, if I woke up one day and had a vagina, breasts and all the lady parts it would be really hard for me not to be embarrassed. It would be hard to handle but Im sure I could eventually handle it though. I study metaphysics so I am very aware its only my perception causing my opinion and your perception causing your opinion. Its all good anyway we are all one in the bigger picture.

why would female parts embarrass you?
 

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but that's not quite an answer. what, in your perception, is embarrassing about boobs and vagina? what would be embarrassing about having them?

Why, the metaphysics of it. duh
 

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the fact that I never have to worry about my vagina getting &quot;sick&quot; every month and basically stuffing a tube of gauze inside of it as well as hormonal imbalances and having the duty to push a 8lb bowling ball of a human out of my body. women have it rough.

30 orgasms in 30 minutes? If you can do that, I have no sympathy for however rough you say life is.