Well, the avatar may be the tiniest bit of an exaggeration. I wouldn't call myself skinny anymore (I was in school, though), but I'm nowhere near that hunky.if you anything like your avatar, no one will be calling you a "softie" any time soon
I mean, ever wonder why the Incredible Hulk is green? Because he lost both an armwrestling and a penis size contest against my avatar, and now he's envious, that's why.
To keep this on topic, I also thought of something else that's... well, close to the best part of sex: Girls making comments on my dick that are worthy of mention in the "Quoth your partner"-thread. Unfortunately, those are harder to come by than kisses, especially in a longer relationship.