Best Pick Up Line

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Hello all,

Asking this question to other gay men. What is the best pick up line you have ever used or heard and did it work?

My own pick up line from back in the day was, "my cum would look great in your mouth." This worked out quite well for me.

Please tell me about your own experiences.

Hugs, tugs and rubs.
 
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Somebody asked a friend of mine what he called his dick. He quickly responded, "Crackers!"
The other guy looked at him for a minute before replying back, "Why Crackers?"
My friend responded, "Because I wouldn't mind you eating Crackers in my bed!"
 

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Not the best line, but an example of what not to do:
Many years ago, I was out with a friend (J) and his friend (D). They were waiting at the service bar and D turned to the guy standing next to him and said, "I have a pillow at home calling you." I burst-out laughing and D wasn't happy. I told J that my reply would have been, "It has the wrong number."

Someone just saying hi and holding an intelligent conversation for a couple minutes works for me also.
 
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I'm with @3handsfulodick, i can't do 'lines' at all, mainly as i neither have the ego or balls to say those sorts of things and actually any kind of 'dirty' talk just makes me laugh and i can't do it with a straight face.

I've had guys try it with me, the one i recall most was this bear sidling up to me whilst i was chatting with a mate at a pub, he was fondling his crotch,

as he said "i've got a big dick"

to which i reply along the lines of "great so have i",

not put off he went on to say "and i'd love to wreck your hole with it"

and i reply "actually i have builders in tomorrow to deal with my hole"

bless him he carried on for a good 5 mins or so (from memory, it was a fair long time anyway) with his lines before eventually toddling off to someone else.

The one time i tried a line it was after friends had put on a show and this guy i'd seen sing came to the bar and joined us and i just said 'you were a bit off key on that one line' which opened up a discussion about music and over the evening he kept moving closer to me until we were literally pressed up against each others sides with my hand on his ass and when he let my hand press into the crack between his cheeks and massage him there i knew he was mine. We actually were together over 18 months from that:)