Blah blah yakkety yak, you can tell they're from NYC.
As a fellow tourist, I can tell you that just being there is special. Take time to soak it all up. Just walking around Wall St is an entertainment, being in the Grand Central Station, taking a subway ride, practicing various Eastern European languages in a cab etc etc and all the things the locals say.
And then there is the eating, bars, clubs, live music. I think I am talking myself into a visit, I'll even buy Jason grumpy pants a ticket and lunch at the World's finest collection of modern art.