Best Places to Have Sex

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  1. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]MMM, these all sound good to me. Can anyone add to the list below?:rolleyes:[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10. The Beach:[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Despite the fact that sand might get into places you would rather it not, the beach comes out as the number ten place to have sex. Make sure you take a blanket.

    9. The Bed: It's comfortable, it's convenient and it's built for the job. The only thing to be aware of is that most people prefer clean sheets while doing the deed. Dirty laundry doesn't make for good foreplay.

    8. Weddings:And we are not talking your own wedding. Many find the commitment a little too much and decide to commit to their own fun and games at a friends/relatives wedding
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]7. The Car: Not always the most comfortable place to partake in some sex, but backseat as as popular as ever.

    6. The Airplane: Joining the mile high club still ranks high on the list of lusty place to have sex today. Reach for the stars but be careful not to get caught because your membership could cost you some serious jail time.
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5. The Woods: Surprisingly many people seem to enjoy bearing all in the woods these days.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4. The Kitchen: Is a great place to get steamy and sex on the kitchen counter top sure beats doing the dishes in our book.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3. Bath Tubs: Talking of steamy encounters bathtubs and showers are hot for more reasons than just water.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2. The Great Outdoors:It's time to break out the hiking boots and renew those State Park subscriptions. Almost nothing beats a lusty hike and a lusty break.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1. The Swanky Hotel: A little luxury can do more for your lovelife than it can for your checkbook maybe but you can't put a price on a hot night of pampered, passionate luxury. So break out the bubbly and indulge in some sordid sex.[/FONT]
     
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    Okay now- no one made out on an airplane??? Come on now, I want the dirt.
    :cool: Other than giving a handjob or blowjob on an overseas flight, I want to know how anyone can make out in an airplane.....ESPECIALLY WITH TURBULENCE! :confused:
     
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    We did it on our honeymoon...it's way overrated. Most of the thrill is in planning it out so you don't get caught. And in figuring out how to actually position your bodies so that fucking is even possible. And in hoping you can finish before anyone wonders why the hell the door's been locked for so long.

    But actually shoving two people inside a cramped compartment that smells vaguely of pee isn't really all that boner-inducing, even for newlyweds. It was pretty exciting, though...I got a nice set of teethprints in my shoulder where the Mrs. used me for a muffle when she came. Jet engines are loud, but she wasn't taking chances. Or maybe she just likes to bite. :wink: If you're gonna try this, I advise you to do it early in the flight before anyone has used the facilities.

    I will say that wanking each other off in our seats beneath a blanket on our return flight was just as thrilling, but cleaning up was a tougher ordeal! :yup:.
     
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    LOL, I feel you with go to the bathroom early.....before everyone gets the wonderful peanuts and large cups of fluids. :biggrin1:

    YOU KNOW WHAT- THEY DID NOT MENTION ELEVATOR? ANYBODY?

     
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    How about in the elevator :confused: Pretty intense, from past experience. Just my input :biggrin1:
     
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    I love fucking in forests or any outdoor country setting:smile:
     
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    Cue Aerosmith in 3...2...1... :biggrin1:
     
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    Hotel rooms are great. We're not required to pick up after ourselves.

    The woods are fine, just make sure there's no poison ivy about.
     
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    If anyone is doing out in the woods, please tell me there is something between the back (or knees) and the ground. Rocks and sticks don't feel too good. :biggrin1:
     
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    No, no...just bend over and hug that tree about waist-high, little girl... :wink:
     
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    On a bus

    On a Train (both not in the loo)

    At work

    In public

    In the long grass of summer

    In an autumn storm

    On the Board Room Table

    Under the stars on a sultry summer's night

    In the sea

    Just a few that come to mind.
     
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    DAMN MR. CRABS....AND HOW MANY POSITIONS DO YOU KNOW?

     
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    You know what - I discovered a new one this week. :smile:
     
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    I've found that the best place to have sex is in the bedroom.
     
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    On a balcony off of the penthouse at a posh hotel in South Beach

    In a tent

    On the slopes

    In the pool

    In a hot tub

    In the ocean

    On the deck of a boat

    In a lake

    On a riverbed

    In a night club

    In a shower

    On or off a hiking trail

    At the gym
     
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    I am a big fan of uncommon places to sex.
    But the best so far has been during the string trio "Wanderer" playing, I booked a balcony and had very lustful sex with an ex gf there :biggrin1:
     
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