Best Porn Films of All Time

[jack_again]

The following in my opinion are the award winners of the academy of my cock in each category. Any other nominees?

1. Best Straight Porn
"Caligula" recognized most notabley for the fantastic lesbian scene between the two Penthouse Pets. Lesbianism falls into the straight category by default.

2. Best Gay Porn
Anything by JD Cadinot. Story-based with hot perverted sex, handsome guy-next-door type men and lush locations.

3. Best Bisexual Porn
TIE! "Bisexual Dreamer", hot guys and gals doing it all. And something from the 90s the title of which escapes me now. It was a lame pun on the word "Bi" assuredly. Sharon Kane had a great scene with a succulant brunette screamer and there was this sort of south asian looking guy giving and getting it in the ass all over the place. Anyone know the name of this movie?

4. Best Transsexual Porn
The "Rogue Adventures" series

 

[Zeuhl34]

I've never actually watched a porn movie (though I have been meaning to find Pirates online for a while), just loose scenes made for various websites.

 

[AbeFroman]

The original Taboo was pretty hot. The 2nd wasn't bad and of course the series went down hill with episodes 3 through 732.

 

[SilverTrain]

"Insatiable" (with Marilyn Chambers) was pretty good.

 

[SilverTrain]

Lesbianism falls into the straight category by default.

Wtf?

 

[Kotchanski]

I'm getting seriously tired of bi/lesbian women being seen as fuck all other than wank fodder for men...

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I'm getting seriously tired of bi/lesbian women being seen as fuck all other than wank fodder for men...

It's pretty much all women though isn't it? :wink:

 

[Kotchanski]

It's pretty much all women though isn't it? :wink:

This is the second time in under 24hours I've heard comments about lesbian porn being straight by default, and sure, men are pigs when it comes to naked women (generally speaking, some of you are lovely) but as a woman struggling with her sexuality, having men thinking it gives them a free pass to harass me into fuelling their fantasies and women being bitches because clearly "I just want more male attention" really doesn't help.

And yes, I'm hijacking this thread, but in an on point kinda way

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Anal Buttplug destroyer bitch hoes 74 was a quality film

 

[798686]

LPSG: The Movie was hot as.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

LPSG: The Movie was hot as.

I think Luka's Shower seen was tastfully done.


SPs Snuff scene with Flamey was abit wrong though

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

Men who crave lesbian porno worry me, in all aspects of their lives they illustrate by word or deed their contempt for women.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Men who crave lesbian porno worry me, in all aspects of their lives they illustrate by word or deed their contempt for women.

Jeremy Kyle?

 

[jack_again]

This is the second time in under 24hours I've heard comments about lesbian porn being straight by default, and sure, men are pigs when it comes to naked women (generally speaking, some of you are lovely) but as a woman struggling with her sexuality, having men thinking it gives them a free pass to harass me into fuelling their fantasies and women being bitches because clearly "I just want more male attention" really doesn't help.

And yes, I'm hijacking this thread, but in an on point kinda way

Very Good point Aconitum, you're right. I should have been more clear in what I meant by generalizing that "lesbian" porn falls into the straight category by default. What I was referring to was your usual, run of the mill scenes that appear in the majority of straight films geared towards men. I'm sure you'll agree that these appearances ARE inserted to please the male viewing public in their raunchy insincerity. I am aware that there is some very well made true Lesbian porn made by (mostly) women, for (mostly) women. You'll know the name of the production houses I'm talking about, there are a few of note, but their names escape me now. I personally am not so into this category of porn which includes, from what I've seen, a LOT of rigorous finger-, hand- and fist-fucking. Do you know the names of these films and production companies? Thanks again for your great comment.

 

[Kotchanski]

Very Good point Aconitum, you're right. I should have been more clear in what I meant by generalizing that "lesbian" porn falls into the straight category by default. What I was referring to was your usual, run of the mill scenes that appear in the majority of straight films geared towards men. I'm sure you'll agree that these appearances ARE inserted to please the male viewing public in their raunchy insincerity. I am aware that there is some very well made true Lesbian porn made by (mostly) women, for (mostly) women. You'll know the name of the production houses I'm talking about, there are a few of note, but their names escape me now. I personally am not so into this category of porn which includes, from what I've seen, a LOT of rigorous finger-, hand- and fist-fucking. Do you know the names of these films and production companies? Thanks again for your great comment.

Thanks for taking the time to respond (I wasn't expecting it lol) but no, I have no idea what these production companies are called as I have no interest in porn described as "for women, by women". As much as some will surely disagree with me on this, I find porn made "for women" especially if also "by women" boring and pointless, for all the use it is, I might as well be watching paint dry :tongue:

 

[68306]

For some, hardcore pornography isn't "straight" enough, so they stick with soft.

That relates to my thought on Lesbianism going into the "straight" pile... females. No male in sexual pose / position. From what I once remember reading through, it seemed some don't consider lesbian pornography to be "straight" either.

Men who crave lesbian porno worry me, in all aspects of their lives they illustrate by word or deed their contempt for women.

There are females very vocal about their enjoyment of Male + Male pornography. Have you observed anything about them?

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

There are females very vocal about their enjoyment of Male + Male pornography. Have you observed anything about them?

Nope. That doesnt allow him to sound wise and of high morals needlessly.

 

[b.c.]

Watching girl on girl in viddy's depends on the scene. If they're really turning each other on and getting off it might be interesting (what immediately comes to mind is a scene on the floor of a walk in shower between Georgina Spelvin and... can't remember the other). otherwise I always tended to ffwd thru them.

My choices for some memorable movies if not the best would be from very old films. With the advent of internet video clips I haven't seen a complete porn movie in well over a decade. But here are the ones I can recall in no particular order:

The Analyst: Nothing much by way of plot about this film. Couple goes to a doc to discuss hubbys rear end obsession. Doc begins showing films of anal sex. Most of movie made up of these various clips of unknowns, which in fact are hotter than the scenes between the stars.

Fullfillment: A bunch of some of the early J. Holmes viddys strung together

The Devil Inside Her: A bit bizarre but memorable.

Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle: I think she was in the one above too. Annie was a baaad gal, but her movies for all their amateurish style were...interesting.

Kate and the Indians: Shit for plot, as most were, but hot action with nimble gals handing big wangs.

Anyone But My Husband: Legendary C. J. Lang consumes all of (also legendary) Tony Perez. The rest of the flick is a'ight though I often though some of these guys had to have known someone to get in the business... yawn...won't name names though.

Then there was this movie whose name I can't remember. The plot was a boxing match only it wasn't boxing but blow jobs, which took place in a boxing ring. The rest of the plot involved the gals training for the big match. Ah well... there's more, but enuf for now.

 

[hairyman101]

"deep throat" was great for the time.....harry reems has a nice cock and linda lovelace did deep throat it....but today, if she was still alive, she probably could not deep throat the men of porn now. georgina in "the devil in miss jones" was hot. she looked like she enjoyed ever moment of a cock going into her in one hole or the other.

 

[b.c.]

Correction: wrong conjunct-whatchamacallit-dohicky

Annie was a baaad gal, but her movies for all their amateurish style were...interesting.

Annie was a baaad gal, SO her movies.....