best reaction to shooting a huge load!

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I think the funniest was we were about to go out for supper when we started to fool around. She started to give me a hand job and when I came, she looked at me and jokingly said "you know, we're going out for supper after this, I'm not gonna have two meals."

Hell No, well then next time erre skipping supper and ill feed you dick.
 

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I was messing around with a friend the other day and he jerked me off. When I came, it shot across the room and all over his hand. He shouted "Holy fuck pornstar!". He couldn't stop talking about it the rest of the day, and told all of our friends!
 

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I have 2. One was I haven't cummed in 1 week and I told the her I'm about to cum she moved her head back << she swallowed knew I was a big cummer, shot 8 times across the room she gasped and said "that's the type of shit you see in porn damn" and the other when she got done swallowing she goes "damn I had to keep on swallowing felt like a fire hose was going off" good times good times lol.
 

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With my first (sexual) girlfriend, we used condoms from the start, so my cum was always was contained within the condom.
One day after showering together and getting all worked up, I entered her bareback from behind. I commented on how good it felt as it was my first time with my penis in a vagina without a condom. She said it felt good, to keep going, but not to cum in her (no birth control).
So we continued on doggy style until I was ready to cum. I pulled out and sprayed my load all over her ass and back, and that when I found out she didn't like cum anywhere except deep inside her vagina! Not the reaction I was hoping for, but it was still a great experience!

After a session with another woman years later, she wanted to see the condom we used, still on my penis, to see how much I had cum. She was very happy with my "output"! I said "What did you expect? You're gorgeous!" :D
 

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I pulled out and just shot from her vag all the way up to her face 4 or 5 times. Surprised us both I got her like that and after her exclaiming something to the effect of "holy shit!" we just lol'd for a bit.
 
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Another that comes to mind from a couple months ago. The girl I was seeing at the time was giving me road head and we hit a rough part of the road which made her bounce up and down on my cock more violently than usual. For some reason the extra motion just did it for me and I surprised her when I started to cum.

She pulled back just in time to get a huge messy facial as I blew a huge load all over her face. It really made a mess of her dress too as what didn't hit her face landed on her top and in her lap from the way she jerked back. Good thing we were already on our way home since her dress was pretty much wrecked after that. For a split second I thought she was going to be pissed, but I think it was just such a surprise all we could do was laugh.
 

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I was recently getting a blowjob from a girl who likes swallowing and although she knew how much I usually cum, she still didn't heed my warning that I hadn't cum in a few days. When I finally did cum in her mouth, the amount took her by surprise and some of it went up her nose. Yes, I almost drowned her in my cum. We still laugh about it.
 
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Bump for a great thread! I know more stories are out there!
 

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Two come to mind.

First was a long time ago, a woman, our first time together, told me tell her when I was getting close...so I did...and she had me pull out because she wanted to see my first how I orgasmed. She held me and aimed it toward a towel she had been using under a pillow on the bed (to absorb the inevitable wet spot she created during sex). She held on with both hands while I was cumming and even used her hands to milk some of the last out of my pole. She didn't say anything but just looked at the puddle on the towel......then she looked at my cock which she still had both hands on and with a blank face said "hmmm..is that it? I am surprised that the biggest cock and biggest balls I've ever seen or heard of and I thought it would be a lot more." NO one had ever said anything like that to me...my face must have shown my surprise because she had this blank face on and was looking at me no smile...then she smiled and laughed and said she was kidding! Laughing she told me that she had heard I was an "amazing" cummer and I didn't disappoint...she had never imagined any guy could shoot a load like that. She had a great sense of humor...just caught me with that one...

Second was a very busty woman who had me shoot mine on her breasts. She said she had never believed anyone would have a load big enough to give her tits a bath and cover them up in cum. She was so proud of her bust, as she should be, that I think she had all her lovers shoot on her boobs.
 

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Not proud of it, it wasn't my finest hour BUT for some years I would occasionally have sex with a female friend. She was fat and, frankly, unattractive and she wasn't adventurous in the sack. One day we were doing 69 with me on top and she was craning her neck up and sucking me off whilst I ate her out when I felt my orgasm approach. She never allowed me to cum in her mouth but that day I really couldn't be bothered to move my position. I disguies the approach of my ejaculation and suddenly exploded with a huge load straight down her throat. She tried to swallow it but after the third or fourth shot was choking and I had to let her run off to the bathroom from where I could hear her coughing, splutterinr and retching. I wasn't Mr Popular that night.
 
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This guy, my jerk buddy was lying on the bed beside me, and I ended up shooting on my cheek.
He went to the other side laughing and saying:
"Hey, not on me!"
 

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Ive always had fairly large loads, something i think is party due to simple hydration, i usually drink 6 bottles of water/gatorade a day or more.

As for best reaction it came from a FWB that i had an affair with, we had had sex countless times but i always wore a condom and although she gave some of the best blowjobs ever she never let me finish in her mouth it was always just part of the build up, she said the few guys who had cum in her mouth tasted so bad it ruined it for her yet she still enjoyed sucking cock. When she got divorced she went into a bit of a slut phase, she stopped by my place one day dressed up more so than normal, i was horny tried to get something going but she kept turning me down saying she had a date that she planned on hooking up with and she wasn't a slut that would fuck two guys in one night [yea...sure] , we ended up making out a bit, i slipped her pants off and ended up getting her off through oral, by that point i was rock hard, i tried getting a quickie out of her but again she turned me down but she felt bad since i had gotten her off she didnt want to leave me with blue balls so she offered a blowjob, i said "but you wont let me finish" she smiled and said i could that time saying she had let a couple dates do so recently and they werent as bad as the previous experiences. So i sat back and she started doing her thing, took a little under ten minutes when i warned her i was close, she just picked up her pace [one thing i had noticed over the years though is my loads are even larger if they were caused by a blowjob, i dont know why but thats just how it is] when i couldnt hold it anymore i came hard, like i even surprised myself, she jumped a little but kept sucking and stroking and i just kept cumming, again even i was shocked with how long it lasted, she finally pulled back careful not to let any spill out, she had a surprised look on her face then gulped it back and gasped for air then blurted out "Holy fuck you cum a lot!" she claimed she'd never had a guy who could cum that much [something she claims is still true to this day, several years later] she said she didn't even intend to swallow it but there was so much, had no where to spit and it actually didnt taste bad.

Got even funnier the next day though when she told me i ruined her date, she was worried about kissing him in case he could smell or taste the cum, then on top of that she didnt even get laid cause she was going to give him road head but he blew his load almost as soon as she got his pants open, she gave it a few strokes and that was it, then he couldn't get hard the rest of the night.
 

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Ive always had fairly large loads, something i think is party due to simple hydration, i usually drink 6 bottles of water/gatorade a day or more.

As for best reaction it came from a FWB that i had an affair with, we had had sex countless times but i always wore a condom and although she gave some of the best blowjobs ever she never let me finish in her mouth it was always just part of the build up, she said the few guys who had cum in her mouth tasted so bad it ruined it for her yet she still enjoyed sucking cock. When she got divorced she went into a bit of a slut phase, she stopped by my place one day dressed up more so than normal, i was horny tried to get something going but she kept turning me down saying she had a date that she planned on hooking up with and she wasn't a slut that would fuck two guys in one night [yea...sure] , we ended up making out a bit, i slipped her pants off and ended up getting her off through oral, by that point i was rock hard, i tried getting a quickie out of her but again she turned me down but she felt bad since i had gotten her off she didnt want to leave me with blue balls so she offered a blowjob, i said "but you wont let me finish" she smiled and said i could that time saying she had let a couple dates do so recently and they werent as bad as the previous experiences. So i sat back and she started doing her thing, took a little under ten minutes when i warned her i was close, she just picked up her pace [one thing i had noticed over the years though is my loads are even larger if they were caused by a blowjob, i dont know why but thats just how it is] when i couldnt hold it anymore i came hard, like i even surprised myself, she jumped a little but kept sucking and stroking and i just kept cumming, again even i was shocked with how long it lasted, she finally pulled back careful not to let any spill out, she had a surprised look on her face then gulped it back and gasped for air then blurted out "Holy fuck you cum a lot!" she claimed she'd never had a guy who could cum that much [something she claims is still true to this day, several years later] she said she didn't even intend to swallow it but there was so much, had no where to spit and it actually didnt taste bad.

Got even funnier the next day though when she told me i ruined her date, she was worried about kissing him in case he could smell or taste the cum, then on top of that she didnt even get laid cause she was going to give him road head but he blew his load almost as soon as she got his pants open, she gave it a few strokes and that was it, then he couldn't get hard the rest of the night.
Any more stories stretch?
 

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The first time I had bareback sex with my ex fiancee I pulled out and shot a huge load, at least 7 thick ropes followed by dribbles of watery globs, all over her ass, lower and upper back. She looked back at me said "it feels like a warm blanket." I gave her ass a good slap and got up to get a towel to wipe her down
 
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My gf hasn’t had any experience before me. When she first started messing around she started giving me hand jobs. I was pretty excited to have her do this and it turned me on it was her first time stroking my dick

we sat up next to each other and she was stroking my dick. She kinda had my dick pointing towards her but I wasn’t paying attention, just enjoying the moment

I told her I was about to cum and she kept it pointed at her and stroked it. I shot multiple times towards her, on her, over her, passed her, and so on. It was a huge load. I told her sorry you were pointing it at yourself!

she laughed about it and was saying wow I didn’t know you could do such a thing!
 

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My gf hasn’t had any experience before me. When she first started messing around she started giving me hand jobs. I was pretty excited to have her do this and it turned me on it was her first time stroking my dick

we sat up next to each other and she was stroking my dick. She kinda had my dick pointing towards her but I wasn’t paying attention, just enjoying the moment

I told her I was about to cum and she kept it pointed at her and stroked it. I shot multiple times towards her, on her, over her, passed her, and so on. It was a huge load. I told her sorry you were pointing it at yourself!

she laughed about it and was saying wow I didn’t know you could do such a thing!

A friend and I were relaxing in bed and she was playing with my cock, which she often liked to do. Eventually her playing became a full blown handjob as my cock got raging hard. I grabbed her wrist and warned her that if she kept doing that, I was going to cum hard. She then began stroking faster and my balls tightened up, and I yelled that I was about to nut.

This smart ass pointed my cock towards me just as I began to let out what would go on to be a massive load with several bursts. I was completely disgusted.
 
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