Best reaction to your large cumshot!

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One great reaction was the first time the Mrs. saw me cum, she first yelled WHOA! then, stunned, she rattled off adjectives: "Um...copious...abundant...prolific...voluminous..." It was at the same time flattering and hilarious. She's got a good vocabulary. :wink:


If she had thrown in a "KellyClarkson!" that would have been cash.
 

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The most sexual experience I've had was when I was jacking off for a girl. We were in a place where we might get caught, and neither of us had much time. She said that she would jack me off, but after about 10 seconds it was apparent that she didn't even know HOW.

With no time, I just jacked myself off instead of teaching her. I don't shoot, but it was still a pretty big load for me. It was the first time she had ever seen a load, and I don't think she knew that it was just one shot (I'm going to use "shot" because "glurp" and other words sound gross). After the first shot, she said "Whoa!", and then said, or tried to say, "whoa" on every other shot (I was cumming onto the ground in front of her). She ended up saying something like "Whoa! Whoa, who.. ooo, whoa, whoa, WOW!"

I don't think I have that big of a load, but this being her first time, she was amazed.
 

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I had a similar experience once. My ex and I were mostly naked, and fucking against a tree RIGHT off a main trail in a state park...we were "obscured" by just a few VERY thin and mostly bare twiglike branches, and there were families and children walking by on the path, close enough to kick, and we never got caught. When I was about to bust I pulled out of her and jacked all over the ground and long ropes of cum just poured and poured and poured out of me, and just stood there, open-mouthed, breathless and naked against the tree, her breasts heaving with each gasp as a orgasmed for at least fifteen or twenty seconds. It was I think only the second time she'd ever seen me shoot. After I was done, she pressed me against her and gave me the deepest, hottest kiss, nibbled my ear, and whispered, "You came SO much, baby..."

About five minutes later we stripped off and fucked in another part of the park, with pretty much the same result. She talked for WEEKS about how much I came.
 

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the girl i was with said "dude, make it stop!"

i don't shoot A LOT, but let me know if you think this is normal, less, or more than average.

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I'd say that load is more than normal. I've been with many guys and most shoot about one to two teaspoons per load. It looks like you're shot about one to two tablespoons. very hot!:biggrin1:
 

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Precum:
"Wow you ooze a lot."
"I can't suck it off your head and keep it dry. Fuck that's a lot."

Cum:
"Get me a towel please."

:smile:
 

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she got mad and spit it out in my friend's sink. she accused me of doing it on purpose. she was right; i hadn't whacked in like 4 days lol.

it was hot though. it was thick and slowly oozed out of her mouth.


now im probably gonna get get some replies talking about "how dare you disrespect women like that" or "i have a daughter..." so i will pre-emptively address these with "suck my dick bitch":wink:

to everyone else who is aware that this is a sexually-themed message board and not the Rosie O'donnell Show...kudos!:cool:
 
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"wow it went like 2ft straight up!"

also been told I blow a bubble in the end of the condom...lol
 

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This has all the makings of a great thread.
I'll add my $0.02

after a hot night out in NYC with a long time friend, she decided she wanted to go all the way. we fucked each others brains our for about an hour, after which i pulled out and covered her neck and tits with a huge load. "well, i don't think we'll need to worry about your sperm count!"

finishing up with an escort - "O my god, I'm drowning in your sperm." Her service called her to check in just after I had unloaded. Her response after carefully reaching for her cell phone, "I can't talk right now. I have to go, I'm drenched in cum."

jerked off in my friend Jane's shower to show her how far i could shoot. I covered the glass at the opposite end of the enclosure (4 or 5 ft away) with 6 or 7 streams. She gasped, and we both laughed our asses off. A few months later we're out with a friend of Jane's with whom I ended up later that evening. We go for four rounds. Jane tells me a few days later that her friend, Liz, thought I was faking my orgasms at first. Here is a summary of the conversation between Jane and Liz (via Jane to me):

Jane: Well, was I right?
Liz: He's a great fuck, bit I didn't believe he could cum so many times. I had to check the condoms.
Jane: No way.
Liz: They were all full of cum!

Final story
Ex-girlfriend reaches into my pants while lying on her back in bed. I'm straddling her. We're both fully clothed. She pulls my cock out to see it for the first time. "Nice gear, baby." She proceeds to jerk me off with both hands. My load goes all over her pillow, face, shirt and jeans. My head is spinning after the orgasm. I regain my composure and see her, covered in my cum. She looks up at me with a look of pleasure and shock on her face, "You just rained cum all over me."
 

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An ex of mine and I were staying at a hotel, while on a road trip to South Carolina. We hadn't had sex yet, as we were still in the early stages of dating and fooling around.

After going down on her, she started giving me a handjob while kissing me, so we were laying together with me on my back.

When I came, it hit her in the face, and then myself - which was far more gross than I could have imagined. We both started laughing from the shock. (Although I was mostly horrified I had my own cum in my face.)

But the best quote from her was, "Honey, I'm not saying I've been around the block, but I've been with my fair share of people. I've NEVER seen anything like that."