Bennyman96
Experimental Member
Couple recent ones:
her: "OK, so you're going to be my practice penis"
me: "What?"
her: "The penis to practice on for big dicks, you're HUGE!"
"OMG, i'm bleeding! I think you jump started my period!"
Funny story while having sex, as i'm going deep in this woman, about 10 years older than me, She got off about 4 times so far, i said "So whats your record number of orgasms during sex?" right as she had her fifth, she replied "You already broke it!" mixed with some grunts. Ended up giving her 8. Pretty damn good i thought. She wouldn't stop saying how she loved my dick.
her: "OK, so you're going to be my practice penis"
me: "What?"
her: "The penis to practice on for big dicks, you're HUGE!"
"OMG, i'm bleeding! I think you jump started my period!"
Funny story while having sex, as i'm going deep in this woman, about 10 years older than me, She got off about 4 times so far, i said "So whats your record number of orgasms during sex?" right as she had her fifth, she replied "You already broke it!" mixed with some grunts. Ended up giving her 8. Pretty damn good i thought. She wouldn't stop saying how she loved my dick.