Best reaction to your size AFTER having sex.

[PeterPoole]

My ex after our first time having sex said

"now I know what childbirth in reverse feels like".

:biggrin1: Good one...

 

[poonhunter]

This was during pillow talk with a hooker I boned a few days ago. She told me that with my size I'd be able to please girls in a way that most guys can't and gave my tips on how to use it to my advantage. I never even asked about my size. She was the one who brought it up.

 

[huckjam]

After fucking this girl we lay down and my cock went soft she said "See if I cut it in half now, that would be a normal hard dick" Then I started to get hard when she said that and she goes "Oh, shit it looks even bigger now, I'm gonna be sore tomorow"

 

[rawrg]

"Look at how big it is."

"You're too big, be gentle."

"Ok... You're way bigger than average."

"Wow, you're very... long."

 

[DragonPenis]

"Wow that's alot better than my ex...hey you don't mind if a get a picture of you and brag to him do you"?

"Oh my god Your so big".

 

[erectus]

Had some good ones...

"OMG didn't think it was THAT big"

"fuck!!"

and my favourite...

'Owww..." followed by the girl collapsing on the bed :biggrin1:

 

[jjeramia]

i once fucked a girl from frencht and she said something like "this is what french open should be"^^

Ha that's great :biggrin1:

 

[B_capslock]

I was at this orgy/swingers party, and the gals would literally line up, chuckling and hawing.... almost every one would squirm and wiggle... and occasionally kick. The hottest was when they'd let out a loud "bahh-ha-ha-ha...."

here's a pix from our last party...

http://www.thelaughingplanet.com/cheyney/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/2inch-sheep-ass.jpg

 

[kazooplayer]

"Wow that's alot better than my ex...hey you don't mind if a get a picture of you and brag to him do you"?

"Oh my god Your so big".

Another 10 x 8 with no pictures...

 

[silentview]

I got something along the lines of
"ooh... uh... wait wait, lemme, oh.... ahhhhhh"

 

[joybunny]

I put down this shortie, a beautiful young black girl, a year or two ago, and afterwards she was holding and playing with my jammy and said, "[giggle] your dick is like a black guy's". I said, "that's what you get fuckin with the skull mason".

Omg, I have not hear "jammy" in years. LOL

 

[YoungHungMachine]

With my a girl I met on yahoo chat room xD. After sex she said... Jesus, dont use the whole thing next time, im so fucking sore.

Maybe it was that i kept fucking her for 5 hours.. off and on, eating, licking, fucking, never stopped i stay hard way to damn long.

 

[jonathan1975]

How about "Please don't put it in all the way?" My current GF says that sometimes.

 

[whootang]

I took a girl's virginity once, and she had to stay in my bed because she was so sore. She said to me "why did it have to be so ginormous the first time???"

 

[hungrockhunk]

"I need a boyfriend with a smaller penis" - my gf complaining about my girth making her sore.

 

[bikevin79]

"ok...were you trying to hit the back of my throat with that thing?!"
"my pussy feels like it just got hit by a truck"

 

[ihasaweewee]

"There is NO WAY we are trying anal."

 

[pcghabsy]

"I need a boyfriend with a smaller penis" - my gf complaining about my girth making her sore.

I get this all the time, but I would consider it more as a bad reaction.

 

[hungrockhunk]

I get this all the time, but I would consider it more as a bad reaction.

Its both good and bad. It makes me feel good that my gf acknowledges I have a big dick and it streatches her out so much cause its think, but its bad because we cant go for a long time cause it starts hurting her.

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

Had wanted to start a thread on your cock: before, during and after sex- which do you prefer?

Personally, I like the after one best!