Best reaction to your size for the first time (legal age only)

[bjs6968]

Hooked up with a young 27 yr old hottie via CL this weekend and her reaction and comments were priceless and very ego boosting (I'm 40 btw). When she pulled down my boxerbriefs her eyes got big and she let out a soft wow and OMG, then gave me a killer BJ before saying she had to feel my huge cock inside her. And I know I'm not huge, especially compared to many of the dudes here, but I loved hearing it.

 

[hugeschlongeddude]

Have dated and hooked up with a number of girls from here and abroad while living in East Africa. One in particular was a well-educated local model and had been with her fair share of guys (all turn ons for me). She's a sharp woman and was the first to admit while talking about sex beforehand that she thought the bullshit about race determining dick size was just that--b.s. Which made it even funnier when she pulled down my boxer briefs the first time, looked at my cock wide eyed, and blurted out, 'Well, at least one part of you is African!' We had a great laugh--and a great fuck--after that.

Honorable mentions:
'How do you walk around with this thing between your legs!?'
'God. It's a weapon...'
'I've never felt anything like this before.'
While fucking the first time: 'Oh, fuck. You're stretching me out. My pussy belongs to your cock now. It's his'
'This is the first cock I can't get my hand around...'
'It's not just me, right? That thing is huge!'
'We don't have ones like these in Sweden.'

 

[973498]

Her: '...Woah.'
Me: 'What?'
Her: 'Nothing, I just didn't expect you to have an incredibly large penis.'

That's how I found out I had a big'n.

 

[1013050]

After a long session and my first ever " pass-out"; as I walked back from the bathroom, hard-

"put that thing away before you kill somebody"........

 

[BiggMikey]

Hooked up with a young 27 yr old hottie via CL this weekend and her reaction and comments were priceless and very ego boosting (I'm 40 btw). When she pulled down my boxerbriefs her eyes got big and she let out a soft wow and OMG, then gave me a killer BJ before saying she had to feel my huge cock inside her. And I know I'm not huge, especially compared to many of the dudes here, but I loved hearing it.

27 yr old hottie via CL? Was she a pro? That seems like that's all I see on Craigslist is pros. If not, maybe I need to move to Indianapolis.

 

[lebrave]

This thread would be great but until now is a load of bs lol

 

[bjs6968]

27 yr old hottie via CL? Was she a pro? That seems like that's all I see on Craigslist is pros. If not, maybe I need to move to Indianapolis.

I know, surprising isn't it? She wasn't/isn't but like 95% plus of CL ads are fake or pros - was a pleasant change.

 

[Bigbulge21]

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56743a89a2424

I remember when I made that vid...I was really turned on because it was the day after I banged this chick for the first time. I'm not "huge" just pretty big, but this chick was going on and on about how massive and hard my cock was...she was pretty small with small hands, etc (she couldn't get her hands all the way around me). She kept telling me how "fucking huge" my dick whenever she took her mouth off for a breath. Her pussy literally soaked through her panties. Anyway, the look on her face when I was first penetrating her is what got me super hard again the next day...that and her screaming that I was going to break her in half...

I was like a scene from a porn...awesome...

 

[bucknaked9]

The girl I'm seeing loves talking about my cock. Some of the best things she's said to me have been:
-I knew sex was going to be amazing with you when I felt your cock through your pants the first time.
-(While fucking her doggy) You're so fucking deep. You feel huge.
-(While fucking missionary) I'm so full. Your cock fills me up all the way.
-(While sucking my cock) I'm amazed I can fit it all down my throat.
-Your cock deserves to be worshipped.
-You can put your megaboner in any hole you want.
Those are just a few. She often tells me she's always thinking of my cock.

I've been told by many women that I have the perfect cock.

 

[luvnlg]

One of my favorite comments- "Girth, God I love girth."

 

[lebrave]

The girl I'm seeing loves talking about my cock. Some of the best things she's said to me have been:
-I knew sex was going to be amazing with you when I felt your cock through your pants the first time.
-(While fucking her doggy) You're so fucking deep. You feel huge.
-(While fucking missionary) I'm so full. Your cock fills me up all the way.
-(While sucking my cock) I'm amazed I can fit it all down my throat.
-Your cock deserves to be worshipped.
-You can put your megaboner in any hole you want.
Those are just a few. She often tells me she's always thinking of my cock.

I've been told by many women that I have the perfect cock.

And all of 'em was lying

 

[mjjudd]

1) It's like parking a semi in a 2 car garage
2) Not enough lube in the world
3) WTF-OMG-HOLYSHIT!
4) Dude, you have traumatized her for life
5) How?! (just got out of hot tub, standing naked in front of lady with mouth agape after she says it)
6) I thought she was sucking your balls!? (comment from girl that was watching me get a bj from across the room)
7) Can you even have sex?!

 

[OrangeWedge]

Of course not nearly the biggest (or close to the biggest, even...) but I've had a few.

-First girl I was with grabbed my cock out of my boxers and said "Holy Shit! You're really big". I'd never heard her swear before.

-While talking to my girlfriends best friend and some of my friends and we got on the subject of body shape and size. The best friend said something about me being a big guy, to which I jokingly responded "Who told you?". She pointed at my girlfriend and winked at me. My friends went quiet.

-First time I had sex with my current girlfriend, I pulled out a regular sized condom. She asked me if I knew that they made bigger sizes.

-We turned the lights on after a rough intense session (she came 5 times!) we turned on the lights and did a double take of my penis and started laughing. She looked me in the eyes and said "I forgot how big your cock was!" before giving me a mind-blowing BJ.

-I was in a musical and 2 of my female friends came to see the show. Apparently the pants I wore were too tight and they could see the outline of my dick. They told me they stared at it the whole show, and one even commented that they would come see the show again specifically for my cock.

-I was wearing skin tight spandex for a musical I was in with a tiny thong holding everything in place. During the show, my package slipped and was fully visible. under the spandex. A friend told me that even though there were beautiful women dancing around half naked on stage, they couldn't stop staring at my dick.

 

[OrangeWedge]

-My current GF recently informed me that she loves anal, but I am way too much for her.

 

[MrTh1ck]

One of the best one was a few years ago. Me n a few friends had been chilling with a few girls; drinkin, smokin etc.

The girls decided to sleep over n we all shared a big bed. Think it was 3 of us guys n 2 girls. I was next to one of the girls and we were cuddling abit, nothing too sexual. Then we spooned and she pressed her ass up against my cock - and I started getting hard.

After a while we switched positions and we both stayed on our back next to eachother. By now I was rock hard - so I grabbed her hand and put it on my dick. Mind you I was wearing sweatpants so she could feel it up good.

She seemed to have liked what I got and started grabbing it/stroking it outside my pants, so I pulled my pants down n let the beast out for her.

She put both hands on it straight away and whispered "omgg you're so thick" - and s few min later of stroking "its soo fat". And I asked, do you think its thicker then your arm? "Uhh yes!!!" was the response.

I wasnt close to cumming tho so I told her to finish me with her mouth, she refused tho since ppl were next to us. So she stroked me for like 10 min and then I told her to stop cause I aint gonna cum.


Another good one was when I went home with 2 ladies after a night out, not any supet hot ones to be honest. Plus size..
I had told them both Im big already, so when we got to bed they were both curious. I was in the middle on my back and had one on each side. We were talking abit about sex and I started getting hard, so I pulled my underwear down and put both their hands on my cock and they started jerking me together.

I was so drunk tho so I dont remember much more. I think I fell asleep shortly after.

In the morning we all got up to the kitchen table, and their room mate was with them. She was hotter for sure.

One of the two size plus ladies started talking about my cock to the roomie; "mrth1ck's cock is this thick" and showed it by using her hand not being able to close half way. She also compared my cock to a glass on the table which she couldnt grip around - and the other plus size lady giggled and confirmed its true for the third roomie...

I was about to leave n the roomie offered me to have a ciggarette first, I said sure n we went out. I didnt realize until after but she was obviously horny and DTF, how close she stood, the look in her eyes etc. Was too darn hungover n tired to realize tho.

Oh well....

 

[BigDee3]

The person I was dating started calling me Monster Dick after our first night.

 

[jenn20]

When I was in college I had a roommate Nina, we were roomies during our freshmen year. Nina played for the women’s basketball team and she had a boyfriend Jordan who played for the guy’s team, who was super tall and black.

It was a Saturday night and I was asleep after I was cramming for an upcoming test. The first time she brought him back to our room I could hear them whispering and giggling sometime early in the morning. I tried not to let them know I was awake when they got started. Not long after I could hear Nina starting to make these really low guttural sounds every few seconds. I quietly rolled over to check to see whether she was okay. She was riding him, by the time she was in full swing she was bouncing really high. After a some of that Jordan whispered he was about to cum. Nina just warned him that he’d better not as she wasn’t on anything. He just told her to start sucking his dick. She must of sucked him for twenty minutes, when I actually got a glimpse of his dick I truly couldn’t believe it, it was massive. Jordan finally let out a huge grunt and came in her mouth all I could hear from Nina was coughing and giggling. Then she whispered to him “you have one powerful pump, your sperm count must be massive I almost had to chew before I swallowed”.

They talked for a while after and I could hear her tell him that she had better get some protection and that he would like that because her boobs got even bigger on the pill. I giggled to myself when I heard her say that her jaws were little sore, she that came three times and that she will get use to that monster between his legs.

 

[elixer26]

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[lebrave]

When I was 15, I was laying underneath my covers and a friend of my bro, walked in and suddenly pulled the covers off. I was naked for a few seconds then got the covers back over me. Right after, he said I was "big" and he said that black guys have bigger dicks. So, that's the first time,anyone ever said I was big. I always thought I was small, I was actually ashamed when I was a teen, cuz I thought my D was below average. I didn't have any other way of comparing it.

it's not that fun if you don't have pics to support it

 

[849697]

"You have an enormous cock."