I am feeling like a vindictive bitch tonight... I need a good laugh. What is the best form of revenge you've ever gotten on someone. :wink:
Best Revenge You've EVER got on Someone?
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nudeyorker
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Success is always the best revenge. To do something that others claim you can't do always feels great.
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I once orchestrated a plot where my adversary's parents were lured into trespassing on the private property of a paranoid, overprotective redneck who shot and killed them. As the police were investigating, I stole their corpses and butchered them to use as meat for my chili recipe...which I duped my adversary into eating during a chili cook-off.
After he proclaimed how delicious it was, I laughed diabolically and told him how I'd just made him eat his parents.
He cried like Nancy Kerrigan...and his tears were sweeter than any nectar of the gods.
After he proclaimed how delicious it was, I laughed diabolically and told him how I'd just made him eat his parents.
He cried like Nancy Kerrigan...and his tears were sweeter than any nectar of the gods.
Whatever Cartman.
I once blew my load all over a girl I was seeing on the side, like a 7 roper that coated her from neck to puss. I said, "just wait, I will get you a towel."
She grabbed one of my favorite t shirts off of the floor, and I said, "dont you dare use that, I will get you a towel!"
She used it. Then she went to the bathroom. While she was in the bathroom, I cleaned my asshole out with the inside of her very nice hooded sweatshirt.
I bet she made it all the way home before she realized where that smell was coming from.
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i jerked off into a woman's winter hat that i didn't like. so every time i saw her wear the hat i got a good laugh. also i pissed into a guy's hat. same effect. these were people i used to work with.
Shooting at them with my hunting bow and missing purposely.
Well my ex and I got into a fight and he dared me to take a shot at him when he was pissed off. As he stood there arms akimbo I took a shot through his left arm perfectly.
He was so shocked he started crying and tried to have me arrested.
My father came and hauled me away!
I adore bows and guns!
cigarbabe:saevil:
Well my ex and I got into a fight and he dared me to take a shot at him when he was pissed off. As he stood there arms akimbo I took a shot through his left arm perfectly.
He was so shocked he started crying and tried to have me arrested.
My father came and hauled me away!
I adore bows and guns!
cigarbabe:saevil:
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Outed some closet case when i was in high school. He did something to piss me off so I hacked his e-mail and "accidentally" sent out an email to almost everyone at school outing him. Revenge is sweeter when there's devastating effects on someone.
