Best Revenge You've EVER got on Someone?

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  1. B_Think_Kink

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    I am feeling like a vindictive bitch tonight... I need a good laugh. What is the best form of revenge you've ever gotten on someone. :wink:
     
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    I moved on and made a happy life for myself, I'm told it's driving him crazy!
     
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    No doubt, that is a good way to do it.
     
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    Success is always the best revenge. To do something that others claim you can't do always feels great.
     
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    Make that two of us. :biggrin1:
     
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    I once orchestrated a plot where my adversary's parents were lured into trespassing on the private property of a paranoid, overprotective redneck who shot and killed them. As the police were investigating, I stole their corpses and butchered them to use as meat for my chili recipe...which I duped my adversary into eating during a chili cook-off.

    After he proclaimed how delicious it was, I laughed diabolically and told him how I'd just made him eat his parents.

    He cried like Nancy Kerrigan...and his tears were sweeter than any nectar of the gods.
     
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    black market organ transplants.

    ml
     
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    Whatever Cartman.

    I once blew my load all over a girl I was seeing on the side, like a 7 roper that coated her from neck to puss. I said, "just wait, I will get you a towel."

    She grabbed one of my favorite t shirts off of the floor, and I said, "dont you dare use that, I will get you a towel!"

    She used it. Then she went to the bathroom. While she was in the bathroom, I cleaned my asshole out with the inside of her very nice hooded sweatshirt.

    I bet she made it all the way home before she realized where that smell was coming from.
     
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    a dead fish, a car, and a snowy snowy night



    ...use your imagination, anything's possible
     
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    Two words for ya: Cane syrup.
     
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    The best revenge i have known is to ignore them completely. And go on and be happy. Absolutely ignore them.
     
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    this chick I knew wanted revenge on her cheating ex, so she took a razor blade to every other stich in the crotch and ass of all his nice suits... and underwear.. several times he found himself falling out of his pants in public...
     
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    I don't do revenge, sorry.

    Unless it's HG style.
     
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    Started fucking his girlfriend.

    No revenge like success, though.
     
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    i jerked off into a woman's winter hat that i didn't like. so every time i saw her wear the hat i got a good laugh. also i pissed into a guy's hat. same effect. these were people i used to work with.
     
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    Shooting at them with my hunting bow and missing purposely.:rolleyes:
    Well my ex and I got into a fight and he dared me to take a shot at him when he was pissed off. As he stood there arms akimbo I took a shot through his left arm perfectly.
    He was so shocked he started crying and tried to have me arrested.
    My father came and hauled me away!
    I adore bows and guns!
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    Neither do I. I got hooked up with a gentle soul:redface:.
     
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    Haha thanks for the laugh everyone.
     
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    Outed some closet case when i was in high school. He did something to piss me off so I hacked his e-mail and "accidentally" sent out an email to almost everyone at school outing him. Revenge is sweeter when there's devastating effects on someone.
     
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