Best things to read while sitting on the can...

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  1. earllogjam

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    What do you like to read while you are on the toilet?

    Suggestions....
     
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    paperback books or magazines
     
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    The Bathroom Reader editions.

    Bought two - one for my dad and for a former ex.
     
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    Hopefully not my obituary. LOL. Usually magazines of all sorts.
     
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    Oh yeah, I forgot them... I LOVE those things!
     
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    i read arsenal fanzines. i dont even support them but they are funny.
     
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    The book I'm reading...
     
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    I bring my iPod and play a game. One quick round of Othello is usually just the right length of time. Failing that I have a not-bad book on karesansui I'll read portions of to try and memorize. I'm not much of a lingerer.
     
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    Maybe I should get a "book" by Glen Beck. That would make anyone shit.
     
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    I guess going to the bathroom is setting stones of sorts. Hehe

    LOL!


    This may sound odd but I used to practice my clarinet on the john.
     
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    Reader's Digest, or I play sudoku on my Brain Age, or I play my harmonica.
     
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    i like to read those random facts book sometimes forgetting that im done
     
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    I like to read the graffiti on walls. Although you don't see as much as you use to.

    I remember this one bathroom has marble stall walls and some aspiring artist(s) showed their engraving talents.
     
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    Supposedly written in a public toilet stall:
    Some come here to sit and think.
    Some come here to shit and stink.
    But I come here to scratch my balls
    And read the writing on the walls.
     
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    im currently reading this while on the can.....
     
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    How's that working out for you?
     
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    i dont know. i dont think i can judge it on this alone, because i sort of held back when i needed to go so i made it hard for myself i guess.
    i generally read whatever i can find. th back of shampoo, and stuff like that will be read lol
     
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