Best things to read while sitting on the can...

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

What do you like to read while you are on the toilet?

Suggestions....

Some HAIKU since I am never there long LOL


HH

 

[D_Ellerby Eatsprick]

Some HAIKU since I am never there long LOL


HH

Must have a lot of fiber in your diet.

 

[earllogjam]

I like to read the graffiti on walls. Although you don't see as much as you use to.

I remember this one bathroom has marble stall walls and some aspiring artist(s) showed their engraving talents.

Memorable quote of bathroom graffiti written at the bottom edge of the stall door...

"Beware of gay midget limbo dancers."

Some HAIKU since I am never there long LOL

HH

Does it flow out of you effortlessly? lol

 

[yhtang]

In the can, I read Readers' Digest. I have many old copies which reside in my toilet.

 

[Calboner]

In the can, I read Readers' Digest. I have many old copies which reside in my toilet.

I think Digestion Reader works much better.

 

[SpeedoMike]

Mechanix Illustrated

 

[earllogjam]

I think Digestion Reader works much better.

LMAO

What about a novel...

Yellow River by I. P. Freely.

 

[2322]

LMAO

What about a novel...

Yellow River by I. P. Freely.

I'd think you'd prefer Fluming Logs Without Jamming.:redface:

 

[Calboner]

LMAO

What about a novel...

Yellow River by I. P. Freely.

That brings back other memories:

Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Willy Makit. Introduction by Betty Wont. Afterword by Andy Didnt.

And a more serious effort, by a pair of writers:

Miles and Miles of Little Brown Piles by Squatt and Leavitt.

 

[2322]

That brings back other memories:

Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Willy Makit. Introduction by Betty Wont. Afterword by Andy Didnt.

And a more serious effort, by a pair of writers:

Miles and Miles of Little Brown Piles by Squatt and Leavitt.

Those are good! Far more clever than mine.

 

[RawDog]

This:

Amazon.com: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much (9781594743061): Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas: Books

... it makes for interesting conversations if you just leave it in the bathroom.

 

[Calboner]

Those are good! Far more clever than mine.

"Yours," "mine" -- meh! They are drawn from that vast store of collective wit known as the Playground. :biggrin1:

This:

Amazon.com: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much (9781594743061): Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas: Books

... it makes for interesting conversations if you just leave it in the bathroom.

Don't miss this item from the "Frequently bought together" box:

Amazon.com: CSB Bill Clinton Corkscrew: Kitchen & Dining

 

[Gustavovolvo]

and junk mail. I read a lot of junk mail while sitting there.