best way to avoid masturbating

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fashion01 said:
http://www.ldolphin.org/mormon.html

(and then)

"Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the primary cause of acne."

there you go, solved.


A Mormon.

As I suspected. This thread and/or fashion01 is either a prank or the uneducated victim of a religious cult. Could still be one or the other.

All you had to do, fashion01, was post that one line, the web site address, at the beginning of this thread and we could have solved that little mystery.

Let me play along and assume here that you are a real 18 year old boy.

You are the young victim of a religious cult. One that thrives on keeping it's members uneducated, isolated, guilt ridden and it's females pregnant and away from modern society, as often as possible. There is no hope for you to enjoy your right to freedom and a healthy sexuality if you remain in this cult. You will have to choose between what is good for your soul and what is desired by your ignorant family, oppressive church and cruel, money-grubbing, incest-defending, fear-instilling clergy. Stay away from your uncles.

Gather your meager belongings and escape to a large city far from home. Steal money from your family to pay for the bus ride and your immediate needs if you have none of your own. As soon as possible, find a free community clinic and tell them your age and that are in need of housing and psychiatric care. Accept the loving help they will offer and begin your journey towards recovery. You will commit suicide in some form if you don't. You are, indeed, mentally ill.

On a website loaded with material that will sexually excite any young man, you are begging us to help you stop masturbating, when all of us on this sex-positive site are telling you that masturbation is not your problem. Your body is reacting to your unhappiness. If you are the person that you represent yourself to be, then you have proven my point. You are mentally ill.


fashion01 said:
yup, I guess thats about it.

Im no longer going to masturbate! HURRAY!!

...oh man this porn site looks good :biggrin1:


If this is just a joke and how you want to leave it, then you have proven my point. You are mentally ill.

It's been fun. -Steve
 

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Much as I don't like playing "call my bluff" I agree with the above poster, this sounds like a serious underlying mental problem.

Masturbation doesn't cause acne, but if you find it to in you, wash your face more often and keep whacking it.

That's much more healthy for you than "giving it up".
 

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The best way to avoid masturbating is to get older. When I was a teen, I did it once or twice a day easily, usually feeling guilty about it, but always back at it again the next day. In college I didn't jack it so often, but that's because I had other sexual outlets. However, I still stroked it several times a week. Viola! Once I hit my thirties, it was no longer a "problem." By then, even if you are spankin the monkey, what are the odds you'll get all pimply because of it.

In short, get a good acne cream, quite feeling so damn guilty about something that is perfectly normal, and enjoy the wank sessions. :rolleyes:
 

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1. no, I'm not mentally ill.

2. no, I'm not a prank

3. no, I'm not from a religious cult trying to get everyone from stop masturbating.

4. yes, I'm a 18 year old guy who's experiencing this problem.

I found that site about the hormones yestoday.

Didnt have any intentions of being a part of a religious cult to stop everyone from masturbating.

Im not mentally ill, its just what I belive. About my last post, I was just playing around, oh well it seems like some people just take it seriously huh.

I never said everyone has the same acne problem bro, everyones got their own reasons for acne, whether its eatting chocolate or watching porn or just in the genes.

Just because it happens to me doesnt mean it happens to everyone else, I was just asking for some advice on how to avoid masturbating, NOT telling everyone to stop doing it themselves!!

I thought I would have received advice such as " go out more often", "stay away from the computer" or whatever.

Alright, didnt mean to offend anyone in anyway, and if I did-I'd like to apologize for that.

And no, I'm not mentally ill once again, its just a problem I have myself.

Take it easy
 

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Your problem is'nt masturbation. It's more or less a hygiene problem. An over production of bacteria in you pores is casusing the acne, not masturbation. You need to be washing you face three or more times a day with an anti-bacterial acne wash. I guarantee that if you do, the acne problem will come under control.
I'm 42 years old, and still have flare ups every now and then. It's not because I masturbate too much, it's because I sometimes slip and forget to use the acne wash. Even the times I did'nt masturbate for long periods of time, the acne still flared up. Get it together dude, masturbation is a healthy thing, keeps the plumbing tuned up, and should relieve stresss, not cause it.
I also vote for another dermatologist appointment. Put your mind at ease. At 18, you should be whacking it at least three times a day. I know I did.:biggrin1:
 

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oh ok, thanks for the advice.

Well, I've tried all that before and nothing worked. And, I'm not the only one who thinks masturbation causes acne, there are several people out there who experience the same problem.

Not EVERYONE has the same problem, to be clear.

if you think I'm mentally ill, or some religious cult member, or a prank, here read some questions from other people who are currently experiencing the same problem.

http://www.actionlove.com/cases/case13744.htm
http://www.actionlove.com/cases/case12708.htm
http://www.actionlove.com/cases/case12485.htm


once again dont take me the wrong way,

Thanks
 

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Hell dont avoid masturbating... Try getting that ProActive Stuff off TV. I use it and my skin is really clear and clean and yes I do wack it quite often... So that is my suggestion...
 

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fashion01 said:
thanks for all the replies,

its more of a problem that I know for a fact now, I know it might sound unreasonable, stupid, nonsense, but its really not. I never touch my face after masturbating or anything like that. For example Ive been working out lately, sweating alot, didnt get any acne, then one night I just masturbated, then blamed myself :mad:, the next day my face got alot more oily, I washed my face to keep it away from acne, and the next day it tends to be over dry.

Ive been to a dermologist, they told me to start using 5% benexoyl cream, used it but didnt see any effects.

After reading your advice, Steve, It almost made me belive that acne isnt the cause, but it is!

Ive been experiencing it for years and know its an fact by now, once I masturbated everyday for 3 days, my face was horrible, its amazing how it happens.

Besides that, the time when I stop myself from masturbating, my face is totally clear, more confidence, more chances of me getting it on with someone, however once I get turned on, precum appears and the next day.. some slight acne shows up, and after a while it worsens.

Yeah, people might say theres no way it can happen, but its been happening for a while now, about 4 years, Ive tried everything, dont know when its going to stop.

Thats why I asked, whats the best day to avoid masterbating?


Okay, I won't tell you that you're wrong, because you are so convinced and you won't believe otherwise. I won't even suggest moisturizers after you wash your face or salicylic acid (oxy pads) which helped me more than benzoyl peroxide. No, I am going to tell you the best way to stop masturbation: read books. Yes, read. Nothing erotic, of course. Just force yourself to read scholarly books during any and all free time that you have. Science, Philosophy (though you must avoid Plato's Symposium at all costs!), and History are good picks for subject matter. No D.H. Lawrence. This sounds like a joke, but I'm dead serious. Lastly, avoid exercise and caffeine: Both may cause you to be incredibly horny. Those are my suggestions.
 

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ok, well, i haven't noticed a correlation between masturbation and acne. i have noticed (on myself) a direct connection between the intake of chocolate and acne.

umm...ways to avoid masturbation? well, get a girlfriend. not one that is necessairily stacked and all that, but someone that you can talk to about anything. my current girlfirend is like htat, and after talking to her for 3 hours or so, masturbation is the last thing that comes across my mind.
 

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yup, everyone's got their own problem when it comes to acne. it doesnt matter how much chocolate I eat, I wont grow a single acne until I masturbate!
 

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If masturbation caused acne, it should also be caused by wet dreams or sex with another person. Is your plan to have no sexual release at all? Now that would be unhealthy. If you don't masturbate, you may have wet dreams any way, so what's the difference? You might as well enjoy it.

People get acne, especially teenagers, lots of people have given you good suggestions about how to take care of your skin.

Do you feel guilty about masturbating? I'd sooner believe anxiety about jacking off was giving you zits than I'd believe the act itself was. Reality check: Every man on here masturbates. We're all fine, we're not getting any more acne than usual. Maybe you should masturbate more regularly, and see if your skin actually just stays the same.
 

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Best way to avoid masturbating? Ask Johnny Depp around the time of Edward Scissorhands.
 

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Mr. Pookie said:
Okay, I won't tell you that you're wrong, because you are so convinced and you won't believe otherwise. I won't even suggest moisturizers after you wash your face or salicylic acid (oxy pads) which helped me more than benzoyl peroxide. No, I am going to tell you the best way to stop masturbation: read books. Yes, read. Nothing erotic, of course. Just force yourself to read scholarly books during any and all free time that you have. Science, Philosophy (though you must avoid Plato's Symposium at all costs!), and History are good picks for subject matter. No D.H. Lawrence. This sounds like a joke, but I'm dead serious. Lastly, avoid exercise and caffeine: Both may cause you to be incredibly horny. Those are my suggestions.

I'm telling you: that is the answer.