Best way to get over a guy with a donkey dick?

[ZOS23xy]

A one night stand has you reeling? Must have been one hell of a night.

Hmmm. I've had several one nighters that I can always fondly remember. Perhaps the OP needs a few more one night stands for his memory collection.

 

[MickeyLee]

You foolishly assume:

The OP is actually a female
The story is true
The OP and story (false though they may be) are somehow representative of the world's adult female population

If big cocks are so important why have all of my ex girlfriends left me for lesser endowed men?

In reality big cocks are of little importance to most people. But obviously it seems that you have created your own reality where women only care about the size of a man's penis.

this.
:smile:

 

[someone1]

Stories told by men.

Like Incock, I'm also skeptical about the femininity of the OP.

this,
i think its just a guy hoping the women will tell him about when they've had big dicks or got over them

 

[wallyj84]

It's probably impossible to ever get over a big cock. The best you can do is find another one or get used to being sexually unfulfilled.

That's my opinion as a man with sexual inadequacy issues.

 

[nolbaby]

You foolishly assume:

The OP is actually a female
The story is true
The OP and story (false though they may be) are somehow representative of the world's adult female population

If big cocks are so important why have all of my ex girlfriends left me for lesser endowed men?

In reality big cocks are of little importance to most people. But obviously it seems that you have created your own reality where women only care about the size of a man's penis.

nice. SPH in general just got owned by this comment.:werd:

 

[hotcock161612]

Best way to get over a guy with a donkey dick?


....running jump?

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

the thing you must understand abouts girls is that they are basically robots, like terminators, and all they do is look forhuge cocks. they can't be bargained with. they can't be reasoned with. they don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until they find a guy with a really big cock.

 

[TinyPrincess]

LOL, dude.

Guess guys wouldn't mind us being terminators if we all looked somewhat like the female terminator in T3

 

[Guy-jin]

Buy a donkey???

Damnit, Tiny, you stole my answer. I call shenanigans.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Or "she" could move up in the world...

Buy a horse
Buy an elephant
Buy a 747

 

[Guy-jin]

Head to the local grocer and shove as much produce as possible in there. Quick and easy.

 

[Chaz]

I highly doubt Phlemmj is female. Read his other post - just a school boy having fun!!