Best & Worst Sexual Experience of 2012

Mercurygirl

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Worst: A one-night stand last January that was the result of too much alcohol and the confused fantasies of what a modern woman (thanks Sex in the City ... stooopid bitches) should be doing sexually. I made the mistake of hooking up with this jock at a frat party (ugh, I know) and went back to his room for a bit off grab ass and making out that parlayed into my jeans and panties ending up around my ankles and a relentless 5 minute doggy style pounding that came to a halt with an orgasm for him but none me.

He then spent the next 20 minutes trying to convince my drunk ass to stay because, as he put it, he's, "not so quick the second time around." All this romance as he searching his messy room frantically for another condom. I was so drunk I was struggling to pull my jeans on, had then halfway up my thighs (damn you tight jeans!), when he jumped me and began to perform a sloppy wet oral all over my pussy, ass, stomach, back, seriously, his unskilled tongue was everywhere. It got worse when he licked my clit hard, ignoring my protest, and completely destroyed my chances of coming.

At that point I was done and all he was doing was tickling me and grossing me out with all his spit on my body and I ended up using my legs to forcefully send him off me and the bed where he cracked his head on the nightstand. I again struggled to pull up my jeans as he started to beg (seriously, it was a pathetic sight to behold) that he wanted to fuck me again, to which I shot back a resounding "NO!" He then blocked the door and asked that we "talk." I told him that he was great, the sex was great, but I really needed to go. This brought about his request for a hug goodbye at which time he bear hugged me really hard and proceed to feel me up to the point of him shoving his hand down the back of my jeans nearly forcing his fingers into my ass. I manage to break free and screamed to the top of my lungs so his roommates could hear, "Let me the fuck out of here I don't want to have sex with you motherfucker!" Those words and his roommate's who had obviously been listening outside his door and said, "Dude, can I have the rest of your beer?" Had him coming back to reality, opening the door, and letting me out.

It was one of two one-night stands I've had in my life. Both were terrible but this one was the worst. So much for college experimentation. I learned that I'm just not a one-night stand type of girl. I much prefer getting to know a guy, committed relationships, and yes, love ... with lots of hot sex. =]


Best: Before we got AC this year me and my boyfriend suffered through a week or two of the summer heat. One night when it got to be too much we escaped up to the roof of our apartment building and laid down two sleeping bags on top of each other, ate ice cream sandwiches, and ended up fucking under the stars. It was one of those sticky summer nights with the slightest of breezes that feels cool on your naked sweaty skin and we went at it for a solid couple hours. Really passionate lovemaking, bunch of intense orgasms, just amazing sex. At one point I was lying on my back as he was going down on me really nicely and I came like crazy, the whole time I was looking up at the universe of stars. It was near a moonless night but I'm fairly certain people in the building around us could make something out in the shadows, they certainly must of heard us (heh-heh). I highly recommend it.