Best & Worst

[Pecker]

Originally posted by hippyscum+Oct 16 2005, 07:44 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hippyscum &#064; Oct 16 2005, 07:44 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-steve319@Oct 15 2005, 03:22 PM

How about your WORST date ever?

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I went out for a drink with this cool girl I know, we both got very drunk, left the bar and outside she hugged me, fell back, and broke my nose on the pavement and I spent the night in A & E waiting to get seen by a doctor.. got home at 5 in the morning with an absolute bastard of a concussion.

It&#39;s funny as well, I ran into the same girl at the same bar last Friday, walked around with her, and then ended up getting my head kicked in by 5 guys which resulted in another night in hospital; if it&#39;s an omen of things to come I&#39;m still not paying attention.

BEST novel, in your opinion?

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Hippy, you&#39;re just gonna have to go to a bar that has more than one woman.

Best novel: Don Quixote

Worst theme park?

 

[GoneA]

If I could just interject here:

Best Novel: Killing the Shadows, by Val McDermid.

proceed.

 

[dlcs]

Any theme park in the middle of summer, when all the prostitots are out of their caves and looking for mates.

WORST excuse for a human being?

 

[Dr Rock]

ME

 

[hippyscum]

Originally posted by Pecker@Oct 16 2005, 02:26 PM
Hippy, you&#39;re just gonna have to go to a bar that has more than one woman.

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Hm, i would but I&#39;m set in my ways... and I&#39;m a sucker for a tall goth chick Oh, useless note of information, she spent half an hour after breaking my nose, kissing me, cos she liked the taste of my blood... weird, but meh, she&#39;s a good kisser.

As for the question at hand... I&#39;ll go with the wankers who kicked my head in last week (see above post for details) they&#39;re on trial for trying to kill me now.

Passing that one on.

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by hippyscum@Oct 16 2005, 08:28 PM


As for the question at hand... I&#39;ll go with the wankers who kicked my head in last week (see above post for details) they&#39;re on trial for trying to kill me now.

Passing that one on.

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Yeah and my lawyer&#39;s gonna prove my innocence. Ha&#33;

 

[hippyscum]

Originally posted by GoneA+Oct 17 2005, 05:00 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GoneA &#064; Oct 17 2005, 05:00 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hippyscum@Oct 16 2005, 08:28 PM


As for the question at hand... I&#39;ll go with the wankers who kicked my head in last week (see above post for details) they&#39;re on trial for trying to kill me now.

Passing that one on.

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Yeah and my lawyer&#39;s gonna prove my innocence. Ha&#33;

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Okay, I changed my mind, the worst excuse for a human being is GoneA&#39;s lawyer

 

[Cicero77]

Hi hippyscum, just wanted to say sorry to hear about your attack. Bunch of arse-holes. Hope you&#39;re recovering okay now mate.

So what&#39;s the question being passed on here guys?

Ian.

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by Cicero77@Oct 18 2005, 12:04 PM
So what&#39;s the question being passed on here guys?

Ian.

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Worst excuse for a human being.

 

[Cicero77]

&#39;Worst excuse for a human being?&#39;

I&#39;d say "The cleverest apes evolved..."

What do you mean &#39;that&#39;s not what I meant?&#39;...

Okay, how about Stalin? Or Osama Bin Laden, someone like that?

Any advances on that?

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by Cicero77@Oct 19 2005, 01:11 PM
&#39;Worst excuse for a human being?&#39;

I&#39;d say "The cleverest apes evolved..."

What do you mean &#39;that&#39;s not what I meant?&#39;...

Okay, how about Stalin? Or Osama Bin Laden, someone like that?

Any advances on that?

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Uh oh. Now you&#39;ve done it.

 

[Mestisamo]

Martin Short - no talent Hack&#33;

Best Breakfast you ever had? :donut:

 

[dlcs]

Originally posted by Mestisamo@Oct 19 2005, 11:02 PM
Martin Short - no talent Hack&#33;

Best Breakfast you ever had? :donut:

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The scrambled eggs my guy made me the morning we drove to Mexico, MO for no good reason. (gave him the spare key, he came in at 6:30 am to make me breakfast)

BEST quote war you&#39;ve ever been in, and with whom?

 

[Jadamo]

Time to Mix It Up&#33;&#33;

Try asking about MOST UNUSUAL....

Sex Porn Video you have seen or reccomend

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Jadamo@Oct 28 2005, 08:00 AM

MOST UNUSUAL....

Sex Porn Video you have seen or reccomend

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Well, let me tell you.....

So one day I was watching porn (which is more like everyday, but whatev.). I have my dick in hand and ready to see some skin.....there was no skin. Actually, quite the opposite, the man and woman were dressed in these very long, shiny (aka cheap), table-cloth like material. They were supposed to be from Arabia, poor people from Arabia. Consequently, to end their poverty stricken lives, and begin new ones, they were on a quest for a genie.

Long story short, after a long journey (through their living room, which is where the whole thing took place), they found the genie. I guess the genie was supposed to appear in a cloud of smoke; instead, he emerged impetuously from behind a sofa saying: POOF.

Turns out, the genie is so HOT they (the man and the woman) forget out their poverty consumed lives and just want to have sex with the genie. They do. The genie disappears and they’re still poor. Then it ended.

I think it was a sad remake of Aladdin.

Passing that question on….

 

[Jadamo]

MOST UNUSUAL pick-up line

 

[dlcs]

Originally posted by Jadamo@Oct 30 2005, 02:28 PM
MOST UNUSUAL pick-up line

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"Hi. I&#39;m a Kennedy."

 

[Jadamo]

best cock-sucking technique

 

[hippyscum]

Preferably when my cock is in their mouth.

BEST animal?