Better than muffins?

Tight_N_Juicy

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OK.
I just threw my "waffle" over my shoulder
like a continental soldier
whacking TNJ
wearing her over the shoulder boulder holder.
Surprised, she exclaimed,
at me who she blamed:
"You brute! Don't you see?
Your "waffle" hit me!"
She swung and I ducked,
but she grabbed at my "waffle".
I knew I was f*cked,
it's demise was quite awful.:D

How the FUCK... did I barely notice this just now??

Holy Goddamn FUCK you made me laugh!!

Best post of the month, maybe even the year IMO.
 

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How the FUCK... did I barely notice this just now??

Holy Goddamn FUCK you made me laugh!!

Best post of the month, maybe even the year IMO.

I wholeheartedly agree!!!! He should get some kind of prize.....maybe a lifetime of free dining at The Waffle House ;)
 
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How the FUCK... did I barely notice this just now??

Holy Goddamn FUCK you made me laugh!!

Best post of the month, maybe even the year IMO.
Aww! You're so sweet! You made my day.:)

I wholeheartedly agree!!!! He should get some kind of prize.....maybe a lifetime of free dining at The Waffle House ;)

Can you make sure I win the lottery tonight!:D
 

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:eek::eek:Now you know how often I look at profiles. My most sincere apology, dear lady.:( I've been quite wicked and naughty. I should be punished...gently.:D I'm good when I'm good; but, when I'm bad, I'm better.:)

No funishment for you.
 
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