Better than sex?

[MickeyLee]

7-8 inches of more, over?
what are my choices?
like a pet unicorn? totally going with the pet unicorn.

someone is uber bitter.
*ponders Nkam* just cuz you secretly convent massive wang doesn't mean everyone else does.
:smile:

 

[redz_rule]

*koff*
*returned banned member*
*koff*

 

[693987]

7-8 inches of more, over?
what are my choices?
like a pet unicorn? totally going with the pet unicorn.

.. can I have a pet hell hound if you're going to have a pet unicorn? Or maybe something like Cerberus or Fenrir?

 

[B_Nkam]

7-8 inches of more, over?
what are my choices?
like a pet unicorn? totally going with the pet unicorn.

someone is uber bitter.
*ponders Nkam* just cuz you secretly convent massive wang doesn't mean everyone else does.
:smile:

But most women do want big dicks. You have no idea of how extremely shallow young women are nowadays.

 

[693987]

But most women do want big dicks. You have no idea of how extremely shallow young women are nowadays.

Well gee, I'm a 23, almost 24 year old female with a perhaps more than slightly extensive list of sexual exploits... but clearly I have no idea how extremely shallow young women are nowadays. :tongue:

 

[MickeyLee]

if younger women are extremely shallow wouldn't a shorter penis make sense?
*blink*

.. can I have a pet hell hound if you're going to have a pet unicorn? Or maybe something like Cerberus or Fenrir?

ya got to give up the 7-8 inches, Fade. ya willing to give up the peen golden ticket? the peen of epicness that every woman secretly yearns for?

my unicorn has a death ray horn, breathes fire and can kill with a look.

 

[B_Nkam]

Well gee, I'm a 23, almost 24 year old female with a perhaps more than slightly extensive list of sexual exploits... but clearly I have no idea how extremely shallow young women are nowadays. :tongue:

Are you seriously telling me that you don't prefer a 7-8 inch dick or more?

 

[MickeyLee]

so, Nkam, do you also believe vaginas have teeth?

 

[The Dragon]

if younger women are extremely shallow wouldn't a shorter penis make sense?
*blink*




ya got to give up the 7-8 inches, Fade. ya willing to give up the peen golden ticket? the peen of epicness that every woman secretly yearns for?

my unicorn has a death ray horn, breathes fire and can kill with a look.

I only like unicorns who like fucking dolphins.

 

[MickeyLee]

my unicorn waits until the 3rd date
*sexual tension fuels the death ray*

 

[The Dragon]

my unicorn waits until the 3rd date
*sexual tension fuels the death ray*

Yanno, there's a song about that.

I should put up a link.

It's vastly educational.

 

[693987]

ya got to give up the 7-8 inches, Fade. ya willing to give up the peen golden ticket? the peen of epicness that every woman secretly yearns for?

my unicorn has a death ray horn, breathes fire and can kill with a look.

.. I don't think I gotta give up the peen of epicness, given my toy bag.

Can I be your unicorn, baby? :wink: