Better than sex!

[nailz]

Tell me a story about muffins @nailz lol

What kind of story about muffins would you like?
One with a happy end, or a tragedy? Perhaps a parable?

 

[socalfreak]

It couldn't be planned any better, and this is really why I love my big cock!

I finished working out, went to shower, got undressed and just then a guy I knew back in university days was standing in front of me.

This guy was not really a friend, he was more of a kind of a competitor of mine at that time, and we had lots of arguments about politics and everything. I actually quite hated this guy.

Anyway as we were saying hi and I asked him how he is doing, he could not stop blinking to my cock, he couldn't hide his envy

And it's not over..
Then I took a shower in a visible cell on purpose, till he had no excuse and he had to take his underwear down. He tried to hide it but eventually I saw it.
Wow, he was tiny! Realy small!

I smiled as he was green.
One of the best moments of my life.

Soooo.... Your lame little story, demonstrating how pathetic you are, is better than sex to you?
Wow.. your sex life must really suck.
So sorry to hear.

 

[B.A.H]

Soooo.... Your lame little story, demonstrating how pathetic you are, is better than sex to you?
Wow.. your sex life must really suck.
So sorry to hear.

Yes, that's probably the reason

 

[socalfreak]

Yes, that's probably the reason

Yeah. We all figured as much.

 

[steveo188]

What kind of story about muffins would you like?
One with a happy end, or a tragedy? Perhaps a parable?

One with a happy ending of course .

 

[napwayne]

How does it make him look sad? By my estimate he put a Small in his place.

In his place how??

 

[XXXWolverineXXX]

Tell me a story about muffins @nailz lol

You too butt I thought it was going to be cheese cake.

 

[Lilaussie]

Ego boost... from u creepin on some dude in the gym showers...
Waiting in the showers like a creep waitin for him to undress so you could eyeball fuck his dick....
Interesting

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Let's get back to the important stuff..........muffins !

 

[rayray]

[QUOTE="B.A.H, post: 6474855, member: 97120



Wow, he was tiny! Realy small!

I smiled as he was green.
One of the best moments of my life.[/QUOTE]
The way one looks at a situation and perception of could be the total opposite of what the other person see and thinks of the same situation . Example : From your friends perception......Oh look who it is, that dick head I went to college with . Oh god he sees me . I say hey, long time no see . I began to wonder why he was sitting there with a half a semi ? Maybe he's happy to see me . I went about my business I saw him out of the corner of my eye . He was in the shower seemingly watching me undress . He's a bigger creep than I thought .......Done

PS . I love lots of butter on my muffins .

 

[wallyj84]

lol The people here are hilarious. Just doing everything they can to deny the fact that B.A.H. just used his dick for its true purpose. Domination. He mentally and emotionally dominated that small dicked freak. B.A.H. made him understand his true place in the world and among men. B.A.H. probably broke this man's spirit. After seeing such a big dick in person, he might even be able to have sex with women anymore.

This was a demonstration of the ultimate social power. You all should at least acknowledge that.

I think he wasn't referring to the quantity of sex you receive; but the quality of sex you receive. Great sex can be a mind blowing experience, I cannot see how mutual exhibitionism can compare

It is about the power and the dominance. While their dick were out, B.A.H. achieved a level of power and dominance equivalent to that of some kind of god. That kind of power is exhilarating and mind blowing in its own right. You can't deny that.

 

[Wave85]

... I thought this was going to be about catching the perfect wave... I blame @ronin001 - I followed him into this disappointment, was captivated as always by @nailz muffins and @steveo188 attempt to get more out of @nailz about those muffins, but in the end I just felt the same as @rtg.

 

[ronin001]

Steak dinner, great sex and fresh muffins for breakfast. I think may the makings for the perfect weekend. I like how @nailz and @EllieP think. We just need @AlteredEgo to throw in one of her one of a kind extra special desserts

 

[ronin001]

... I thought this was going to be about catching the perfect wave... I blame @ronin001 - I followed him into this disappointment, was captivated as always by @nailz muffins and @steveo188 attempt to get more out of @nailz about those muffins, but in the end I just felt the same as @rtg.

Sorry Wave, this is LPSG, so you knew there was a 80% chance is would be about the penis

 

[nailz]

One with a happy ending of course .

There once was a blueberry muffin,
Who couldn't get into the oven,
The house filled with his cries of despair,
Which nailz just simply couldn't bear
So she lifted him up,
Into his muffin cup,
Without so much as a frown,
He baked nice and brown,
And when he was done,
She ate him all up.

..and lived happily ever after
the end.

 

[steveo188]

There once was a blueberry muffin,
Who couldn't get into the oven,
The house filled with his cries of despair,
Which nailz just simply couldn't bear
So she lifted him up,
Into his muffin cup,
Without so much as a frown,
He baked nice and brown,
And when he was done,
She ate him all up.

..and lived happily ever after
the end.

Not just a story but a poem! Well done

 

[Lee_M]

Better than sex, hmmm, id say a hot bath at the end of a long tiresome day.

 

[AlteredEgo]

There once was a blueberry muffin,
Who couldn't get into the oven,
The house filled with his cries of despair,
Which nailz just simply couldn't bear
So she lifted him up,
Into his muffin cup,
Without so much as a frown,
He baked nice and brown,
And when he was done,
She ate him all up.

..and lived happily ever after
the end.

Maybe it's the cheap wine talking, but I feel like I need more of this in my life. Can we get a parable?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Has anyone tried those cupcake pancakes at IHOP? They have sprinkles, whipped cream and melted icing on top. They are pretty amazing.

 

[Lilaussie]

Ok first things first...
Cupcake pancakes... mind blown...
IHOP ?? This sounds like a store Australia needs