beware of the poster above

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Will make you wear 20 condoms at once.

 

[gballs]

seduce you with his cock and ass and convince you to empty out your atm.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

As soon as he tells you the condom broke, he's got his running shoes on and ready to bolt!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

will give you spankings!

As well you us, and then play aggressive male helicopter as foreplay!:naughty:

 

[molotovmuffin]

he never follows threw.

 

[Mastur]

More importantly, beware of the poster below... He/She will try to be witty and will fail miserably...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He will pee in your posies while you watch.

 

[accemb]

He has a North Jersey attitude....and a big dick to go with it !

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He will slap you if you get fresh.

 

[Hoss]

He'll spiill food on you just to get you naked, then "accidentally" press the button which turns the dining table into a bed.

 

[noirman]

...will neigh and grab his crotch when he meets someone.

 

[589189]

He will attempt to seduce you by wining and dining you, then he slips Rohypnol in his own drink in order to have his way with himself........hes a total narcissist.

 

[accemb]

^ he lures you in with his accent.... and then....you're mesmerized by his overwhelming charm and good looks.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He will claw you until you use his bamboo suggestively on him.

 

[noirman]

He plays tic tac toe on his dick to demonstrate his gaming skills.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He will rummage through the taxidermists garbage for his own sex toys.

 

[accemb]

He plays the piano with his cock.

 

[DaveyR]

^^^^ Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[accemb]

^^ because he is way, way too cunning for this thread.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Because he is so cute and furry you would never notice his scary teeth and claws until it was to late.