beware of the poster above

[accemb]

^ she appears so sweet and nice.... but when she cracks that whip.... RUN!!!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He will shave his ears and put the shavings in your coffee if you don't service both of his penises.

 

[accemb]

^ He's a tough Jersey guy !

 

[Northern_K]

Will dress up as Shirley Temple and perform endless renditions of "On the Good Ship Lollipop"...

 

[accemb]

^ beware of where he hangs his hat :smile:

 

[DaveyR]

Does endless renditions of "I've written a letter to Daddy. His address is heaven above".

 

[accemb]

^ after too much champagne, does his Bette Davis impersonation

 

[589189]

He's fine until 'Rutting Season' when anything that is furry is a sexual target.......unfortunately the season is 363 days long........that's why he looks so tired most of the time......

 

[accemb]

Has a Koala bear thing going on that.... well... I can say no more.

 

[Northern_K]

Asks you to soak your hands in Palmolive...only that ain't Palmolive!

 

[accemb]

^ has a devastating smile that will make you melt

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He'll insist on you scratching his unibrow as foreplay or give you the longest lecture on patriotism.

 

[accemb]

All his pertinent info is in his signature. Guys asking for more will be firmly told off!

 

[HiddenLacey]

He's not as furry as he seems in his avie!

 

[accemb]

^ she's sexier in person than she is in her avatar

 

[589189]

^Beware of the above poster.....his barf is worse than his bite, all that semi digested eucalyptus leaves and bile...UUURRGGG...

 

[accemb]

^ he tends to .... er.... pop out of his pants making for socially awkwad situations.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If he finds any other bite marks besides his own on the bamboo, he will fuck you mercilessly.

 

[accemb]

^ Beware. Just Beware.

 

[hockeyguy741]

bed wetter