beware of the poster above

[Northern_K]

^ belts out "Jingle Bells" but with naughty lyrics.

 

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^ decks his balls with boughs of holly

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

^ready to play the Queen of Spades on the next hand

 

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^ watch his poker face, or he'll poke you.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

^ known to throw snowballs at you from behind and then look nonchalant when you spin around

 

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^ if he says "come here, sit on Santa's lap".... be prepared!

 

[Northern_K]

^ Is a kitten with a whip.

 

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^ Chocolate addict

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

^can't remember why he's taking gingko biloba

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

He's secretly spreading salt peter on his carrot.

 

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^ Watch out when he starts drinking scotch.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

^ still ticked off that Northern K thought about using a Muppet as an avatar before he did

 

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^ has a "thing" for Elmer Fudd sound-alikes

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Banged all the seven dwarfs whilst fingering Snow White..

DVD somewhere on the net

 

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^ with that time travel box, you never know when or where he'll show up!

 

[Ric1]

beware of the killer kola bear

 

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^ He'll snap photos of your dick when you're not looking....

 

[ToTheRoot]

Will finish before you do!