Beyonce Is a Terrible Singer.

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  1. Mem

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    I'm no fan, but in all fairness it's hard to LS at 1 Rock!
     
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    She also sings :eek:.
     
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    Omg, what was wrong with her that day? I can sing better than that and I'm horrible.

    I take it you won't be putting a ring on anything, is that it?
     
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    oh gawd... 30 seconds into that clip and i had to shut my speakers off. i'm no beyonce fan, but i hope that MAYBE she was having a bad day.
     
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    That can not be real otherwise everybody in that crowd is tone deaf.
     
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    Beyonce fans are as annoying as she is.

    at least she did not try to get me to upgrade to the highest quality in HD.
     
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    That was a big improvement and much more original.
     
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    That's a hoax that was done by hellohomo.com. It was debunked months ago you queens are late comin for Beysus Christ who has been classically trained since she was a teenager. Mem when your album comes out, when you go on international tours and win a few Grammys, THEN you can come for the Queen. Until then, she shut you down with her record and ticket sales.

    FAIL!
     
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    Oh, all you horrible, jaded people!

    Beyonce just wants this video to go away! And you wolves hungry for fresh attrocities keep making her relive this nightmare.
     
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    Wow. Who knew? I'm glad to hear that!!

    Marley, baby!! How are you ?!
     
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    Hey boo, just laughin' at Beyonce's haters. Look at how thirsty they are. Soon as they see a chance to come for the queen they stumble head-over-foot to throw shade but fail!

    But Beysus Christ calls for us to forgive the haters for they know not their own failure. Kind of a sad existence actually.
     
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    the queen of what? bad music and commercials?

    she has a beautiful voice from what i have heard before, but her music and songs completely suck.

    Aretha is the queen as far as i am concerned.
     
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    Aretha is the Queen of Soul, Beyonce is the new Queen of Pop.
     
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    as much as i dislike Madonna as a person, Beyonce is nowhere near to taking that crown, no matter how much Madonna has sucked recently.

    Beyonce is the queen of bad pop music perhaps...but nothing else.

    her music is terrible, even if her voice is good.
     
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    Her music is terrible?! As if! Get Me Bodied? Single Ladies? If I Were A Boy? Okay, okay, I'll concede that other than those songs it is pretty much a shitfield but it's fun playing the part of one of her pressed stans.

    //gets back into character

    Shut the fuck up you don't know what you're talking about you're just a jealous hater!
     
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    Sorry, Beyoncé - although she might not have the LEGEND factor that Madonna has, she IS a better singer.
    END OF.
     
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    I have spilled a few loads to that NBC performance... Beyonce in skintight spandex is just too much for me to take. I even downloaded the HD version to see her bod in better definition! lol!!!

    I think that the hoax version was KILLER and looked spot on... I was bewildered because I have seen the actual clip a few times and never noticed any tone deaf singing. Are the Britney Spears "bad live vocal" feed videos hoaxes as well?

    On a side note, Beyonce has one of the largest camel toes this side of Christina Milian. She truly has a pelvis with which to birth a future NFL linebacker. I bet that she could take an 8 inch girth easily.

    I would absolutely LOVE to see Shorty Mac ream her out! :tongue:
     
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