Beyonce Knowles

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  1. penis-man-07

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    i think beyonce is one of the fittest woman in showbiz becuase she ACTUALLY has curves lol. i think its good for a woman to have curves and not be stick thin. thats why i cant stand paris hilton.

    jay-z is soooo lucky! lol

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    Imagine getting her in the butt!
     
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    And why is this post on a large penis site?
     
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    Why not? The girl is HAWT.
     
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    Because Beyonce can make even the smallest penis a little bit larger. :smile:
     
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    I imagine that Beyonce is one of the worst lays in history. She probably seems uninterested in anything that's being done to her. Jay probably just fucks her doggy style so that he doesn't have to feel like he's inadequate in bed.
     
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    OMG! I love Beyonce so much...i'd go gay or her!!!

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    That Beyonce crotch shot is photoshoped.
     
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    Because several of us would like to put our large penises in her.

    Or Kelly Rowland.
     
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    hell if you fell in that fat ass you'd need 4 wheel drive to get out
     
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    I think she's hot. And I'm not even sure why. She just looks like sex to me ...
     
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    You beyotches are sprung.

    She should've married Ashton Kutcher.
     
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    Amen to that. She probably has "Bills, Bills, Bills" on her answering machine. And "Independent Woman, part 2" as her doorbell.
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

    But that's assuming I'd want to get out :rolleyes:
     
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    She looks like an African-American Mormon.
     
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    Beyonce' could have man butt smell.
     
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    GOd she is hot in everything, love BEe
     
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    Thank you so much for posting this. The section is "Celebrity Endowments", it does not say "MALE CELEBRITY ENDOWMENT". She can cause the male penis to become fully erect, that speaks volumes.
    She is a very sensitive woman, not sure where the hatin' is coming from.
    Invisibleman.....ET TU BRUTE???? That's okay we agree on Steve Carrell.:wink:

    She has curves like me. She is more of the positive shape that more women should see. I am not a man, I am not straight....I GOT CURVES AND I AM PROUD!!!! Get sick and tired of the media telling me I should look like a woman going through cancer treatments or some shit like that.


     
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    Her curves make my mouth water... they are absolutely AMAZING! She has kind of a hybrid white/black ass though... it leans more to the white side, but I LOVE IT!!!! She actually has the PERFECT female body...
     

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    The History of becoming a Beyonce' hater:

    Yeah, she can sing. I am not hating her looks.

    But I don't agree with her beliefs with her songwriting espouses. I never agreed with "Bills, Bills, Bills". Then, "Independent Woman, part 2". I didn't agree with "Nasty Girl/ Naughty Girl". I didn't like "Replaceable". She can say almost anything and dance in her FREAKUM DRESS and men and women will buy it hook, line and sinker.

    She could come out with some video gurls and sing "DIE BROKE NIKKA DIE" and she would have a hit. A lot of times when people write songs they can be sooo mean.
     
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