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Hey now!

You found the place to ask a question. That question might be curiosity, or it could be burning like gonorrhea.

Step one, check the FAQ! You might find the answer you need there.
If YOU started a thread that shows in the FAQ, or in a search, you may add to it, otherwise only women may answer, because that’s the point of Ask a Woman.

Step two, if your question isn’t answered, is to ask your uncommon question. (Pro tip, if it involves “size”, we have answered it.)

Step three, NO PHOTOS. Or videos, or links, because they show up as previews.
Ask A Woman is a peen image free zone. That is a developed community standard of many years.

Step four, believe our experience.

Step five, don’t insult us. It’s been done.
We know we are bitter, fat, can’t get a man hags, except we mostly have partners and good sex lives. And we are all shapes and sizes, just like men. Also, don’t ask why we are on a big dick site. Search for that answer, but also see if it’s in signatures.

Our moderators do a wonderful job. Don’t make more work for them.

Also, we are really good at sussing out men posting as women.
This is NOT a place for TERF. We welcome transwomen posting here (there’s also Ask a Trans Person).

Misogyny will get you nowhere, fwiw.

If you want men answering, ask out in General Sexual Discussion.

If you want people admiring your bits, go to Show Off.
 

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1. Can we get this post a sticky?

2. We are pandemic deep in the murder hornet time line...

Mother fucking murder hornets!?!?

Your dicks is not even on my priorities list! Stop asking me about. :mad:
At this point the dick I do give a twaddle about is low on priorities.
 
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I have to ask...how did murder hornets appear in the PNW but not get to Florida?

(Yeah, the shipping patterns and ports, sure, but Florida or Texas should have been where they became a Thing.)

Even murder hornets are wary of Florida-Man.
 

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Even murder hornets are wary of Florida-Man.
Imagine the pre disembarking discussion amongst the hornets :
We can stay here and chase pasty vegans and former lumberjacks, in the chilly rain, or we can go to Florida (hornets fly by a television showing spring breakers and corona coverage)
They look at each other with their hundreds of lenses...
“Portland seems nice.”
 

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To add to what @Scarletbegonia so eloquently said, DO NOT BE THIS GUY:

"Hi, I'm a dude who likes to play devil's advocate, because other people's experiences/struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to a fair voice or equality. While I'm here, I'd like to give my opinions about a cause that means nothing to me and I know very little about. I'm here to take up all the oxygen and exhaust people who are trying to fight against ignorance or injustice so that we can maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no interest in learning. Your frustration is my ultimate goal."

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To add to what @Scarletbegonia so eloquently said, DO NOT BE THIS GUY:

"Hi, I'm a dude who likes to play devil's advocate, because other people's experiences/struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to a fair voice or equality. While I'm here, I'd like to give my opinions about a cause that means nothing to me and I know very little about. I'm here to take up all the oxygen and exhaust people who are trying to fight against ignorance or injustice so that we can maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no interest in learning. Your frustration is my ultimate goal."

:emoji_angry:

Ha! I know this dude. He's on my ignore list :mad::rolleyes::imp: