Bf disappointed with smaller breasts

[nailz]

Maybe I'm being naive but I'm actually shocked that a plastic surgery clinic would resort to such slimy advertising tactics.
They're so transparent tho, I can't believe you all fell for it

 

[TexanStar]

Maybe I'm being naive but I'm actually shocked that a plastic surgery clinic would resort to such slimy advertising tactics.
They're so transparent tho, I can't believe you all fell for it

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It's not that we believed it wholeheartedly. We all had a sense that something was awry. But we thought it was a dude pretending to be a woman to solicit fap bait.

In our defense, a mod had already edited out the links before we read it, so it was less clear that it was an advertisement.

 

[nailz]

 

[TexanStar]

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[Tattooed Goddess]

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I had a cat that looked identical to this one. She lived for 17 years. She was mean as hell and her name was Camilla Michelle.

 

[TexanStar]

She was mean as hell and her name was Camilla Michelle.

Was she mean before you named her that, or did she turn mean after you gave her that name.

Cuz that sounds like the name for a vampire cat (Mickylee's avatar aside).

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

She was a sweet lil kitten when I got her and named her. Eventually she got grumpy and would try to sleep on my head to rile me up. She had a Joan Rivers meow. Sounded like she had been smoking road flares.

 

[TexanStar]

She was a sweet lil kitten when I got her and named her. Eventually she got grumpy and would try to sleep on my head to rile me up. She had a Joan Rivers meow. Sounded like she had been smoking road flares.

Did you live near a pet semetary at the time?

 

[svrocks]

Cosmetic surgery in general is pretty much a scam imo.

Plastic surgery for health issues (e.g. back pain and such for large breasts, reconstructive surgery, etc) is a good thing, but most cosmetic surgeons are all about labelling normal variations in human appearance as some kind of deviation from "ideal".

Then you get every woman in hollywood running around with the exact same nose, etc. So dumb

Personally I have nothing against people who want to have plastic surgery to enhance their appearance, as long as it isn't over the top. If a nip here and a tuck there is going to make someone happier or more confident then so be it. There's a line somewhere though and those who are addicted to plastic surgery are prime examples of people who probably need a different kind of treatment.

I do agree that there are plastic surgeons out there who are on a mission to preach a certain kind of ideal appearance, but then it's kind of understandable, they're more businesspersons than doctors in a more conventional sense.

 

[Doranq]

 

[AlteredEgo]

Then you get every woman in hollywood running around with the exact same nose, etc. So dumb

I managed a store in Miami a few uears ago. When I first started, I thought this woman was a huge fan of our store. I kept thanking every South American woman for coming back. Finally one of them told me off, insisting she'd never even heard of our store before. Eventually I realized the wealthy tourists we attracted all had the same five or six cosmetic procedures and all had the same overdone face and haircut. Same fake tits and ass too.

 

[ronin001]

I know this is woman's issues thread; but to the OP.

What was the time period between your knowing the guy, before you declared him your BF ? How long a time till you had sex with him ? If during all this time your breast size was the same and a C cup is not small by the way. then he has no reason to make comments after he has sex with you

Guys, can change quickly after the sex is over. The chase is over, the deed is done and often, sadly they need a reason or an excuse to break up / off a relationship.

I hope I am wrong and things work out

 

[Matt2167]

This thread is hilarious, love it!

It's hilarious because you just know that a guy is never going to complain about breast size the way a woman might complain about a dick being too big or too small. Guys are just so desperately grateful to be having sex, mostly.

And if the post was 'Gf disappointed with smaller penis', you'd get loads of pricks with big dicks (like me) offering their services and loads of other women coo-cooing about 'It's a really unfortunate situation, just let him down gently, spare his feelings'. But the post would be taken super-seriously, nobody would think it a hoax, and everybody would 'understand' (except small prick guy, who wouldn't know anyway).

The great hypocritical human race. It's great fun - as long as we all acknowledge what's really going on.

 

[TexanStar]

I managed a store in Miami a few uears ago. When I first started, I thought this woman was a huge fan of our store. I kept thanking every South American woman for coming back. Finally one of them told me off, insisting she'd never even heard of our store before. Eventually I realized the wealthy tourists we attracted all had the same five or six cosmetic procedures and all had the same overdone face and haircut. Same fake tits and ass too.

It's so ridiculous isn't it?

Michelle Trachtenberg is the best example I can think of. She was a studio darling and in a metric assload of movies, but then she got her nose and her teeth done. She's still working, but she just gets bit parts.

It's not that her cosmetic surgery was poorly done, it's not, it all looks totally fine. But it's the exact same appearance that they all pick and she's almost unrecognizable now. Before her surgery, her face had character and now she's honestly not distinguishable. I can't tell it's her without a caption under the photo. The best way to describe it is generic. She looks generic.

And that's what cosmetic surgeons sell. They take people with self esteem issues, and reinforce their belief that there's something wrong with their appearance, and peddle this lie that they would be more attractive if they just looked like everyone else.

People's faces are so distinctive. I was watching a TV show once and I was able to pick up that Perdita Weeks was related to Honeysuckle Weeks on the measure of her face alone and without ever hearing her name. 7 billion people on the face of the earth, and just looking at one person it struck me that she might be a relative of another one because faces are so recognizable.

And cosmetic surgeons work to wash all that away and hand over a world where multiple women come through your store and you can't tell them apart because even when plastic surgery is done properly and well it's just selling a lie.

I'm of course not talking about corrective surgery (people who can't breathe well through their noses, burn victims, etc), but I know you know what I mean

 

[TexanStar]

Apologies in advance to anyone who's had cosmetic surgery and takes offense at my opinion. It's just my view of the industry and I don't mean to come across as picking on you.

 

[svrocks]

I managed a store in Miami a few uears ago. When I first started, I thought this woman was a huge fan of our store. I kept thanking every South American woman for coming back. Finally one of them told me off, insisting she'd never even heard of our store before. Eventually I realized the wealthy tourists we attracted all had the same five or six cosmetic procedures and all had the same overdone face and haircut. Same fake tits and ass too.

You should see South Korean women. They look great. And they all look indentically great.

Went to South Korea for business once and was walking around at a high-end looking mall in my free time. All the female salespersons looked really great and they all look pretty much the same. The ladies at roadside stalls were obviously a notch down from the high-end place. It was almost as if looking a certain way was a prerequisite to a successful adult life or something over there. Plastic surgery is religious there.

By the end of my three-day visit I found myself looking at all these beautiful women and in the back of my mind I was constantly thinking "I wonder what they really looked like". Probably unfair on a number of them, whom I'm sure were naturally beautiful, but one just can't help it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

You should see South Korean women. They look great. And they all look indentically great.

Went to South Korea for business once and was walking around at a high-end looking mall in my free time. All the female salespersons looked really great and they all look pretty much the same. The ladies at roadside stalls were obviously a notch down from the high-end place. It was almost as if looking a certain way was a prerequisite to a successful adult life or something over there. Plastic surgery is religious there.

By the end of my three-day visit I found myself looking at all these beautiful women and in the back of my mind I was constantly thinking "I wonder what they really looked like". Probably unfair on a number of them, whom I'm sure were naturally beautiful, but one just can't help it.

Sounds boring. At least they do ot well in South Korea. Whoever is making over all the rich South and Central American women is making them look like voluptuous lions.

 

[svrocks]

Sounds boring. At least they do ot well in South Korea. Whoever is making over all the rich South and Central American women is making them look like voluptuous lions.

Now I know what to think about when I'm cumming too soon. Voluptuous lions. That is gold!

But, yeah, I've seen documentaries about Central and South American's women's addiction to cosmetic surgeries. I've seen the bad results and they are bad. I've always thought that they have this natural charm about them but that fades quickly with all the bad surgeries.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Now I know what to think about when I'm cumming too soon. Voluptuous lions. That is gold!

But, yeah, I've seen documentaries about Central and South American's women's addiction to cosmetic surgeries. I've seen the bad results and they are bad. I've always thought that they have this natural charm about them but that fades quickly with all the bad surgeries.

As a generalization, I found those customers to be obsessed with youthfulness. We sold Lelo vibrators. These lion women would come in and rub the testers all over their faces. Then they'd ask me about their effectiveness on wrinkles as if those devices had already been marketed to them for that purpose. At first, thinking they knew what they had and were kidding with me, I sold many thousands of vibrators as 'anti-aging devices' wink wink. I instructed my sales team to do rhe same. Eventually, I came to realize that the women were serious and we changed course. We explained to them exactly what they were, how to use them, and sold many thousands of dollars worth of the specific ones that we women who worked there and the girlfriends of the men who worked there all owned and loved. It was a joke amongst us though. We'd stick new associates in the massage area and when a lion woman walked in we'd whisper about how she was gonna make a bee line for the sex toys and rub each one all over her face and giggle at the associate's disbelief when she did.

 

[svrocks]

As a generalization, I found those customers to be obsessed with youthfulness. We sold Lelo vibrators. These lion women would come in and rub the testers all over their faces. Then they'd ask me about their effectiveness on wrinkles as if those devices had already been marketed to them for that purpose. At first, thinking they knew what they had and were kidding with me, I sold many thousands of vibrators as 'anti-aging devices' wink wink. I instructed my sales team to do rhe same. Eventually, I came to realize that the women were serious and we changed course. We explained to them exactly what they were, how to use them, and sold many thousands of dollars worth of the specific ones that we women who worked there and the girlfriends of the men who worked there all owned and loved. It was a joke amongst us though. We'd stick new associates in the massage area and when a lion woman walked in we'd whisper about how she was gonna make a bee line for the sex toys and rub each one all over her face and giggle at the associate's disbelief when she did.

Must be uniquely wonderful to have gone through menopause and still have a vagina of a 30-year-old. Lol

Youthfullness is always sought after and with today's medical advancement more so than ever. I, however, have always admired people, men and women, who age gracefully. There's something really dignified about it. I like seeing people looking about the same age as they are but in a really good shape. And by that I don't mean they have to be athletic or anything. They can have grey hair and wrinkles and be a bit plump, just that they look really good for their age.