So, it's 3 in the morning, I'm chatting online with a "buddy" of mine. As usual he asks how my sex life is going. I tell him average, nothing special.
Blah blah blah...then he types some shit about fucking a bunch of boring girls who don't seem to know how to really screw.
Too bad, I tell him, you gotta find some girls who can really GO...Did she at least blow you?
His response: Yeah but she was only decent.
Now, I must stop here to let you guys know that this friend of mine knows that I've been with men and women and knows from previous conversations that i LOVE to suck cock, it's what I get off on with another dude.
So, "Decent?" i ask. What does THAT mean?
"She didn't deep throat me, barely swallowed." Then, "Alot of girls don't deep throat me, I'm too big."
How big, I ask, genuinely curious, but also, well, a tad turned on.
"Really thick, 8 plus" he tells me.
Now, I gotta say--this seemed like an interesting way for a 23 year old str8 guy to describe his junk. Something about it sounded, well, sorta sophisticated, but maybe cause I'm older I just thought that was the case.
Suffice to say, the conversation then devolved into him telling me how he loves rough sex, likes to take control, hates when girls can't handle his girth and length is a DOMINANT lover, loves getting deep throated, doesn't think of it as real head unless he's deep throated.
I mention how i love to deep throat, I'm good at it, love the look on the face of a guy (str8 or gay, I've been with both) who's never experienced it, etc.
He then tells me how horny he is right that moment for a Deep throating.
Hmmm, I type, you're putting crazy images in my head, dude. I'm getting horny to suck some dick myself, but that's not gonna happen. Guess i gotta wait to find some cock to suck tomorrow.
"Why wait," he types.
Uh what? I type, "Cause no one's here with me now, def not someone with a thick 8plus"
Now, you guys should know that this dude is typing about three blocks away from me, so I think, hmmm, is he offering HIS thick 8plus to get some good head AT THREE IN THE MORNING?
So I say, "I'll deep throat you, I won't tell anyone if you won't tell anyone."
Then he types: "Sorry I can't help you. Not about you telling anyone, just that I'm completely into women."
Oh. And the conversation ends shortly after that. Leaving me very confused. Now, I don't waste a LOT of time trying to figure out the mixed (missed?) signals, but what was this about? (And I don't mean in the "is he gay?" type way--I don't care, really, and it's sorta not the point.)
A coupla days later I told this story to a str8 buddy of mine, who told me this: "Dude you completely could have sucked [X] off but you missed the beat."
According to him, the beat I missed was forcing the issue. He says I was supposed to, on some level, "beg" for the cock, let him know JUST how much I wanted his cock. He says since this guy loves to be in control, to be "DOM", he needed me to push the issue and behave much more submissively than just putting it right there on the table like that.
So my question to you guys, after this long post is this: Do you agree with my buddy? Did I miss a beat? And though I completely believe that there are str8 guys who sometimes enjoy head from gay or bi or other str8 guys, does a guy who "only likes women" have convos like this with a guy he KNOWS is a BI guy who LOVES to suck cock? And I guess, more ridicuously, should I make any other overtures to get at that thick 8 incher????:redface:
Thanks...
Blah blah blah...then he types some shit about fucking a bunch of boring girls who don't seem to know how to really screw.
Too bad, I tell him, you gotta find some girls who can really GO...Did she at least blow you?
His response: Yeah but she was only decent.
Now, I must stop here to let you guys know that this friend of mine knows that I've been with men and women and knows from previous conversations that i LOVE to suck cock, it's what I get off on with another dude.
So, "Decent?" i ask. What does THAT mean?
"She didn't deep throat me, barely swallowed." Then, "Alot of girls don't deep throat me, I'm too big."
How big, I ask, genuinely curious, but also, well, a tad turned on.
"Really thick, 8 plus" he tells me.
Now, I gotta say--this seemed like an interesting way for a 23 year old str8 guy to describe his junk. Something about it sounded, well, sorta sophisticated, but maybe cause I'm older I just thought that was the case.
Suffice to say, the conversation then devolved into him telling me how he loves rough sex, likes to take control, hates when girls can't handle his girth and length is a DOMINANT lover, loves getting deep throated, doesn't think of it as real head unless he's deep throated.
I mention how i love to deep throat, I'm good at it, love the look on the face of a guy (str8 or gay, I've been with both) who's never experienced it, etc.
He then tells me how horny he is right that moment for a Deep throating.
Hmmm, I type, you're putting crazy images in my head, dude. I'm getting horny to suck some dick myself, but that's not gonna happen. Guess i gotta wait to find some cock to suck tomorrow.
"Why wait," he types.
Uh what? I type, "Cause no one's here with me now, def not someone with a thick 8plus"
Now, you guys should know that this dude is typing about three blocks away from me, so I think, hmmm, is he offering HIS thick 8plus to get some good head AT THREE IN THE MORNING?
So I say, "I'll deep throat you, I won't tell anyone if you won't tell anyone."
Then he types: "Sorry I can't help you. Not about you telling anyone, just that I'm completely into women."
Oh. And the conversation ends shortly after that. Leaving me very confused. Now, I don't waste a LOT of time trying to figure out the mixed (missed?) signals, but what was this about? (And I don't mean in the "is he gay?" type way--I don't care, really, and it's sorta not the point.)
A coupla days later I told this story to a str8 buddy of mine, who told me this: "Dude you completely could have sucked [X] off but you missed the beat."
According to him, the beat I missed was forcing the issue. He says I was supposed to, on some level, "beg" for the cock, let him know JUST how much I wanted his cock. He says since this guy loves to be in control, to be "DOM", he needed me to push the issue and behave much more submissively than just putting it right there on the table like that.
So my question to you guys, after this long post is this: Do you agree with my buddy? Did I miss a beat? And though I completely believe that there are str8 guys who sometimes enjoy head from gay or bi or other str8 guys, does a guy who "only likes women" have convos like this with a guy he KNOWS is a BI guy who LOVES to suck cock? And I guess, more ridicuously, should I make any other overtures to get at that thick 8 incher????:redface:
Thanks...
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