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Excepting God himself, which Biblical character do you think had the biggest cock, and why?
Lol. This thread is fukin weird, but hey. Come on guys the answers obvious! It has to be Goliath!
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big jesus has a four foot dick.
I think that it's more safe to assume that the Philistines were just big dicks.
More than likely Adam. He wasn't as small as humans are today, and probably was a lot more powerful, etc.
Oh, by the way, "Height" doesn't correlate with "Size". Goliath was but 9' tall; he just had giantism. Chances are he was a little bigger than average and had circulatory problems ( thus the hemmoraging that killed him when hit in the head ) as all giants tend to.
Well, we all know Jesus wasn't hung. (He was crucified. Sorry, just had to post that!) Speaking of JC, perhaps some biblical / art scholar can answer this question... a friend told me a while ago that in pre-Renaissance art, Jesus was often shown on the cross naked and that is only afterward that he started being portrayed wearing a cloth covering over his naughty bits. Anyone know more about this?