Bicycle shorts, naughty vs. nice

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by Calboner, Sep 20, 2008.

  1. Calboner

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    I have never posted in this forum before, but another site brought to my attention a couple of photos that made me think: "Okay, this belongs on the LPSG 'Celebrity Endowments' Forum!"

    Why bike shorts are black, not red

    I'll also attach the photos to this post.
     

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    Ohhhhh...
     
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    Fun to know, thankz
     
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    They should immediately ban all black biker shorts, make the required colors red or white or see through clear <grin>.
     
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    X2; white or red. lite blue. yellow? burn the black ones!:biggrin1:
     
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    don't look real for some reason
     
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    love it
     
  8. agnslz

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    Here's a few more pics like the ones in the OP..
     

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    Great posts agnslz, didnt know that I liked cycle shorts so much....yummy post sum more
     
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    The Poles in the red shorts have proved my theory! Countries that make great sausage make great cocks too. :biggrin1:
     
  11. B_IanTheTall

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    Don't burn them, that might release toxic fumes.
     
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    I especially like the third pic. I love the way the white stripes on the side enhance the bulge.

    This is not just a biker shorts phenomena. You'll find the same...uh..."problem" with track and crew tights as well, not to mention wrestling singlets (although there's already an extensive thread about that).

    For example, check out the pics in this post:
    http://www.lpsg.org/43553-wrestling-singlet-25.html#post994288
     

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    Do you want more pics? Of course you do.
     

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    Getting back on topic, here are some bicycle shorts pics.
     

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    OK, last set. My apologies to Calboner for meddling with his thread. I just couldn't resist sharing these.

    <sigh> I really ought to start attending college sporting events.
     

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    I don't think Cal minds. We don't :wink:
     
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    That first pic in red? what is up with that guy in the middle?
    He looks to be shifted to his right, but then has a potato or something shoved down the left!
    Large pair and very loose sac?

    woof!:cool:
     
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    Meniscus especially love the pic "couple". With all that barely hidden cock around its just impossible not to watch these sports! lol
     
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    Love guys in bike shorts. Ianthetall's posting of that guy in the Gerolsteiner jersey is hot; there's other pics of that guy who looks like he's seriously packing some big heat
     
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