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Big Balls MYTH

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by lahaine, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. lahaine

    lahaine Sexy Member

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    Ok this isnt strictly about sex but:



    ive heard people on here saying that when they go to the toilet their large low hanging balls get soaked in the toilet water.

    Now being a brit we may have different toilets to other nationalities but ive been told i have fairly low hanging balls yet ive never come close to getting my nuts wet.

    Is it that toilets are different abroad? or do some people just have way bigger balls than me!!??
     
  2. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Yeah, I noticed that too, if I'm right, the water stands very high in the US toilets, but hear in Belgium or the UK it stands much lower. So my balls won't touch the water, never
     
  3. lahaine

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    if u are right, it must be terrible going for a dump what with all the water splashing!
     
  4. D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter

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    It's true, many brands of toilets made in the US (especially in the 60's) had very shallow pans in the "front" of the toilet. I have a pretty large pair, and mine ALWAYS came to rest on the bottom of the bowl when I sat down. The first time I touched bottom on that cold porcelain, I almost jumped.

    As soon as I could, I replaced toilet with a different unit - one that I measured out with a ruler before purchasing to be sure to solve my problem.
     
  5. superkok

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    Lol. Man I'm in SA and if my balls or kok would ever touch water in my loo then I would've gone for surgery long ago! LOL, doemp! Freaky!
     
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    My balls have hit the water many times in many different toilets and it always sucks.
     
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    Yeah, here in the US it is actually pretty easy to get not only your balls wet but you hand too if you reach down too far to wipe. What's REALLY annoying is back splash if you drop a heavy but small turd. Gets your ass wet easily. The trick to preventing it is to carefully float several sheets of toilet paper on the water.

    Eurotoilets are pretty good in my estimation though the quality of facilities can vary widely. We do not have squatting holes in any bathroom I know of.
     
  8. SpeedoGuy

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    My experience is that euro toilets are much taller that US. There's a bigger distance to drop to the water level. That results in a louder "kerplunk" sound when dropping a deposit.
     
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    Never had my balls drop into the water, but my cock is a different story
     
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    Getting my balls wet may be a little inconvenient, but I think it's cool to know that I'm among a small percentage of men with big enough and low hanging enough balls to accomplish this feat.
     
  11. cirus

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    I think you are right, UK toilet water is way down. Mine touch the water if I lean forward, just have to sit up straight.
    cirus.
     
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    Balls touching water is not a myth. It can and does happen.
     
  13. bouzib

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    yes it isn't a myth. Once I saw an old man in the sauna with the longest low hangers I ever seen. I couldn't believe my eyes. I wondered how could he sit on the toilet without getting them deep in the toilet water. digusting of course.
     
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    Cannonballs,

    I have to admit that I thought that guys who said their balls hit the water were full of shit until I look at your pic.....yours probably not only touch but submerse themselves!! That is one amazing tool you have there!
     
  15. cirus

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    The question here seems to be not how low balls hang but the diference in water level between US and european toilets. It seems likely that the US has a higher waterline.
    cirus
     
  16. sexplease

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    I though because the US is a larger continent, we have more gravity and that pulls guys nads down more.

    that or the crappers here just suck.
     
  17. D_Jabez Kneejerque

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    I lay mine over my thigh, so I don't have that problem.
     
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    It's true, there is a lot of variety in US toilet designs. I always look closely at the water level before sitting down and hold my balls in my lap if necessary.
     

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    I re did my bathroom and my new toilet solved this problem. I pay attention when I am in public so that I stay dry. That water is cold and I do not like getting that kind of wake up early in the morning.:eek:
     
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    Actually was at Home Depot recently (a large home improvement chain), in Ga we have nasty drought going so am changing out all my toilets to lower flow/water use.

    Got to talking to the nice guy in that dept (nice hunka man too), anyhow he glanced down and 'noticed me' (as did I him....)

    He told me a few things about this

    2 sizes of toilets- Round and Elongated (men of course prefer elongated- more ROOM) and also the (yes) round have 'shallower' bowls..

    he also showed me a 'dual flush' toilet (new in the US) but it is much taller as well (it has 2 buttons on top), he also comment (while 'adjusting himself') that the dual flush (aka european design) have more 'depth room' for those...men...that need more...room (it was funny, I swear we were both getting bigger) but of course a couple walked up who coudnl't find toilet seats...

    so there IS a difference in US/ Euro toilets.
     
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    My cock and balls would hit the water all the time in our home toilet until I started holding them up when I sat down. I tried lowering the water level in the bowl, but then it would not flush completely, so I had to raise the water level again. Every so often, I forget to lift when sitting down - it's still a cold wet surprise.
     
  22. cirus

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    Still think the water is lower in the UK.
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    Sorry guys, put my post for this thread into "are low balls desirable" thread.
    cirus.
     
  23. Yono

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    It has happened to me too in my trips to US. not in every toilet though but in many of them I found the disgusting surprise with my balls and dick. My soft dick and balls hang 6", sometimes the balls go lower, sometimes the dick... In newer toilets i havent had trouble
     
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    :lmao: I bet they watched you in the store.
     
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    Also, ummm don't lean forward if you have an upset stomach. I won't elaborate. Do it just once, and you'll know why.
     
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    I don't mind. I've made a lot of "friends" at Home Depot, including guys that work in the plumbing, timber, and delivery department, so I think the secret's out already.
     
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    At the college I'm at right now, the water is far too high. I literally have to hold my dick and balls unless I want them to take a swim :(
     
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    its the different type of toilet..some here in the US have a slope that starts right at the point where the cock sits...and this slope...will have water a few inches from the beginning of the slope...and if u owning a pair of low hangers...they quickly hit the water...and BONG...or BOING...its startles me...and i have to pick up the sacs to get them out of the water...happens more often then it should...
    I'm wondering...why other countries stick to one styled toilet? hotels, restaurants, gyms, office buildings...all use different toilets...for whatever reason...either i have a large sampling of toilets in my day to day life...or.. u guys don't get out much to sample the various toilets in European places...hmmmm
     
  29. SyddyKitty

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    Or you could all just be weirdos like me and go for the UFO hover-dump... :p
     
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